A Man Goes...

[melv16]

....into a paint DIY store and starts looking at paint colours. The the assistant says; "I'm sorry sir, I can't sell you any of those unless you have a note from your wife."

[Jackdaw33]

???

[Rosie29]

Have I missed something ?

[Bazile]

Should that be a piano shop ?

[melv16]

Whooosshhhh...

[Tilly2]

Elephant's Breath, anytime.

[Tilly2]

...and don't dare bring Mole's Breath!

[Togo]

Walking on eggshell time when it comes to choosing paint colours. Where do these names come from? Grandma's Sweater....(me neither I don't even know if it means an item of clothing) Snowbonk. Stanky Bean. Turdly. Sindis Poop. Bank Butt......They are all colours. Imagine taking a note in with that written on. You would get an earful.

[Tilly2]

AI for that answer, Togo!

[THECORBYLOON]

TOGO, those names are computer-generated, they're not actual product names.

[Tilly2]

Hence my answer, Corby. Great minds and all that jazz. :-)

[THECORBYLOON]

Missed your answer, great minds and fools etc..

[Ken4155]

I am often asked if i'll accompany clients to the DIY store to help them choose wallpaper/paint. I always politely, but firmly, refuse. I only have to apply the material, they have to live with it.