Agony Aunt..............

[Shaglene]

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So, I hid in the garage, behind my motorbike and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse. Then she took her knickers out of her purse and slipped them on. I was devastated, It was at that moment, while crouching behind my bike, that I noticed a hairline crack in the swingarm. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole thing??? Plz any help would be appreciated i plan to go riding this weekend!

[retrocop]

//A hair line crack on your swinging arm.//
She puts herself about a bit doesn't she?

[Patsy33]

You should find a new model!

[marval]

lol