An Essex girl.............

[chimney]

walks up to an Irishman and says,

"Ere, why 'av you got L and R written on your shoes for?"

The Irishman replies,

"I'm a little bit thick so I put L on my left shoe and R on my right shoe so I put them on the right feet"

The Essex girl says,

"Oh, that explains why I've got C&A in me knickers"

[ll_billym]

Aah, one of the classic jokes of our time. Sad to think that a whole generation is growing up not having ever seen a C&A.

[Ollie_P]

The new generation can always substitute C&A for M&S. I'm sure with the ever expanding number of names for these parts of the anatomy you could probably stretch to H&M. Any ideas?