1) no, I was more fearful of tom baker
2) black
3) no, if I want to see wildlife I will venture into the back garden
4) quavers, kind to my ageing teeth
5) weston super mudd, beach as far as the eye can see
6) yes I did
7) the kids with nits who smelt of farts
8) no, to much fur and sharp nails, how could I compete!
9) when they first came out, I was bitterly let down by the advertising campaign which seemingly promised me toys and chocolate. Instead I received a small hollow piece of chocolate which I barely tasted and a really bad toy that broke on assembly
10) no but I used to squash ants with my finger tip when I was 6