Stupid....or what????

[pastafreak]

A local couple are in hospital - he with burns over 43% of his body. The reason???-Their BBQ blew up....................they poured model car fluid on it!!!! dohhh!!!

[Ice.Maiden]

*SHREW!!!!!!!!!!! mwhahaha!!!!!

[pastafreak]

*snigger*

[Ice.Maiden]

*Ditto

[leyenda]

welll id kick you in your
old granny

but i might lose my foot


or my whole leg


so no way pedro

[pastafreak]

Was that for both of us?????

[leyenda]

well

ive got 2 feet
so

i suppose


but one at a time

or ill be footless

lol

[Ice.Maiden]

He's going to geta riding crop up his jacksy in a minute! Hmph!

[pastafreak]

Got those chains ready,Icey?????

[leyenda]

theres no chance of that

and i know youre too posh to come to the reef


so nanannanana naaaa



shove your crop where your other one went


lmao

[pastafreak]

Oh S**t!!!!...do they both fit?????

[Ice.Maiden]

It's true that i have friends on the south of trhe island...you know...the bit that's away from where all the riff-raff hang out - but then, i don't suppose you'd go anywhere near such places yourself would you?
Little devil - I'll stick a sugar cube up your nose if you keep on!

pasta - loads of chains, hun. Are YOU going to do the honours, or shall I????

[pastafreak]

We will take turns....I know i need to get my kicks somehow-lol

[Ice.Maiden]

It's easy hun - just go where the ropes lead you. That leggy needs restraining!

[pastafreak]

He is getting too big for his boots...

[Ice.Maiden]

Exavtly - that's why he wants to lose them!!!!

[leyenda]

i live in the sarffff of the island
as sarfff as it gets yuo twazzzock

what area you horse mad looony??

[Ice.Maiden]

Ooops - typo!