Flood Warning!

[Madmonks]

People in the North of England have been issued with a serious flood warning due to the fact that everyone in Scotland have been pissing themselves laughing!

[bigfoot3000]

Pmsl! Good one!

[joeluke]

As opposed to the jocks crying buckets every two years when they fail to qualify for the World Cup/European Championships

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Leave 'em alone, the only sporting pleasure they get is scorning better english sides/players/teams. (Not much better at the moment admittedly)

[another-view]

As soon as Andy Murray is beaten, the flood will be going back up to the jocks.

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And anyway we can have a good laugh when Murray crashes out of Wimbledon.

[Madmonks]

So if Andy Murry wins he'll be SCOTTISH then!

[rowanwitch]

too fluffin right, The english don't want him...those who see themselves as brits will and as we are all part of the eu the german s, french and poles etc can say they have a winner too....

hey that means if Rafa Nadal wins we win...if spain wins we win if the germans win we win.... there is a good side to being Europeans after all we can be really rubbish in England but still win cos of europe.......

[Madmonks]

We don't get as many opportunities as other nations to get ripped into losers so when the chance comes we just have to take it. We can take all the abuse thrown at us with broad shoulders because we're used to it, unlike the English who think the whole world owes them defference as the Master Race. If you give it out when your winning you have to take it when your exposed as also rans. If the arrogant English media didn't wind us up so much we might actually support England. See you at the Euro Championships, if your team are not still in hiding!

[squarebear]

Murray said he wanted any team to win apart from England, so he can't be surprised when many English want anyone to win Wimbledon except him.

[lslowry]

Let's hope the whinging creep Murray gets whupped.

[Madmonks]

That's a standard answer given by Scots with their tounges in their cheeks, usually in answer to the question 'Who will you support now that Scotland are out?'. 'Our second favourite team, whoever is playing England!' We just do it to wind you up in a friendly rivalry sort of way...cough, cough.

[askyourgran]

I don't think that is funny. Did someone translate that for us?

[Madmonks]

Gran, which bit of the thread don't you find funny? Ask Matron to explain it to you when she brings you your Horlicks.