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emmie | 20:41 Wed 25th Apr 2012 | Jokes
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know any funny ones, or some that can be put on here without causing an uproar, i will kick it off

what do you call a mushroom who buys all the drinks..

a fungi to be with..


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Duh, got the punchline wrong!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes

A nervous wreck!
21:46 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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how does an eskimo make his house?

he glues it together.....
21:47 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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Why do traffic lights rarely go swimming?


Because they take much too long to change!
21:54 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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Where can you obtain virgin wool?


From a really ugly sheep?
21:55 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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Why do cats hate flying saucers?


Because it's impossible for them to drink their milk!
21:56 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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cupid - how dare you insult my bretheren: everybody knows virgin wool comes from a welshman.

I am reminded of the quote about yourself:

"I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
22:00 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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and certainly not from sheep here in Cornwall!
22:02 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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I refuse to trade insults with you, DT crosswordfan. I think your cute. Your in
second place after shooty!
22:04 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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I'm blushing now, cupid, thank you....
22:06 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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What do you call a deaf crow?
Anything you like he can't hear you.
22:09 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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all good, sorry i didn't get back, but cheery for another wet and dreary day, so cheers all
07:22 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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two men having a drink in a pub

one man says to the other, your round,

the other says so are you, you fat bstard
07:24 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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What do you call a man buried under leaves?

>

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Russell
07:26 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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What do you call a man with rabbits up his @rse?
Warren
07:33 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
09:53 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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what do you call 40 chickens playing hide and seek fowl play
22:02 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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they had sliced white today which is a good job because i didnt have my bike
22:04 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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What would you call the definition of surprise?
Answer: A fart with a lump in it.
22:07 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?


Doug!
22:10 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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My brother had a blow up doll
as a girlfriend, but she dumped
him. I asked why and she said: he
kept letting me down!
22:30 Thu 26th Apr 2012

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