I Need Your Help!

[ToraToraTora]

MrsTTT wants to borrow my car it's 5 metres long hers is 3.5 metres long. She cannot go round a corner without hitting the kerb in her car, she cannot comprehend how I even get my car in the drive. We have just had a row because I related the above facts as reasons why my car will be quickly wrecked. Should I have just let her drive it and said I told you so when she smashes it up or should I just have accepted it as part of a relationship? The problem is I know with certainty what will happen but there is no way of preventing it without this sort of conflict! Thanks for listening.

[pixie373]

Yes, but you'd be happy to lend your car to the dog. Have i missed something? Has she not got her own car?

[Baldric]

pixie
first line of OP.

[ToraToraTora]

OK it's a long story, she wants to sell her car to her mum and she wants to use one of mine rather than getting a new one. She is quite right that my cars are underused so I can sort of see the logic but none of my cars are really appropriate for the above reasons.

[pixie373]

Ah. Well, if you've got more than one, go for it. Makes sense :-)

[Psybbo]

Buy her a small car?

[SlackAlice]

Answers so simple ☺☺☺

Change your car to one thats only 3.5mtrs long, simples!

[tonyav]

ToraToraTora
Question Author
it's an E65

Is it an AMG ?.

[Mammar]

E65?

[Mammar]

Isn't that what I rub on my elbows at bedtime?

[Mammar]

Oh no, that's E45

[Mammar]

Or is it WD40?

[Mammar]

Either way, it works

[tonyav]

WD40, is good for everything.......Mammar !.

[ToraToraTora]

It's a BMW 760, that's an E65, BMW drivers generally use the model code . There is an E class, E63 AMG Merc I think the Merc code is a W212.

[Alston]

WD 40 does have a few uses.

1. Protects silver from tarnishing.
2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4. Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery.
5.. Keeps flies off cows.
6. Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8.. Loosens stubborn zippers.
9. Untangles jewellery chains.
10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12. Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16. Keeps scissors working smoothly..
17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.
18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19. Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!
20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21. Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers...
22.. Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open..
24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans
28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31. Removes splattered grease on stove.
32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35. Removes all traces of duct tape.
36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37. Florida ’s favourite use is: 'cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.'
38. The favourite use in the state of New York , WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.
40. Use it for fire ant bites.. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41. WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
42. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!
43. If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.


And its main ingredient is Fish Oil.

Al.

[Zacs-Master]

You missed
44 really buggers up people's attempts to snort cocaine off toilets. I know several pubs and clubs who resorted to WD40 to stop people powdering their noses in to toilets.

[BRIGHT SPARK]

...it also restores the look of granite sinks!

[Psybbo]

Will it replace ibuprofen, should you tell Sqad?

[tonyav]

Makes for great aftershave to.

[Purple_Popple]

It's a car at the end of the day. Let he drive it. Dont see what there is to fall out about it. Life is too short for this rubbish TTT. You should trust your wife no matter what if you love her.