Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Nungate Towers and the meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight our Tailcock will be the "Nippy Sweetie" an inspiring little brew guaranteed to warm the cockles on this nippy evening. The Towers kitchens have been busy and have rustled up a fine selection of volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers. Our Hot Plate Special tonight is a Steak and mushroom pie so full to the brim with deliciousness that the gravy has to be served separately as there isn't mushroom left for it! All served with veggies from the Towers estate. On the pudding trolley we have toffee apple sponge pudding with custard or whipped cream.
The Minstrels are back in the Gallery warming up, later we shall be regaled with their usual madrigals and fugues, and later on they have threatened to give us their interpretation of the greatest hits of Kiss! oh dear
Meanwhile down in the Ballroom, we have Bert Gonzalez and his band of Loco Banditos with their crazy Latin rhythms for some energetic salsa and samba music for members who wish to give their maracas a good old shake!
As always, the hot tub will be bubbling away on the north Tower, (mini bar has been restocked) The bungee is all set for a good old bounce! The indoor pool has been warmed up (cossies are available) Sir Cumference has returned to his dungeon so please try not to make too much noise to disturb him.
For the rofl tonight I have to offer
Broken lute strings (a donation from the Minstrels)
Tin of armour polish
used corn plaster (thank you Nanny)

Lost and Found
A set of fangs were found in one of the guest suites. Would the owner like to collect them from Belle (if she is not in the vestibule, she can be found in the Ladies Retiring room)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals this evening

carriages at midnight.

[nungate]

Good night Tony. Big hug for Bow!

[nungate]

I must disappear for a short time some domestic duty has cropped up.
Cat's need their supper and I must wash up their bowls first. Back shortly

[Igor61]

Madame, I have assembled the staff for the clear up, they await your orders.

[nungate]

That's fine Igor, shame they couldn't have taken care of the Towers cats for me....still mustn't grumble.
We must wait until our last guests have gone and Chubb has locked up before you set them to work, I hope to be in my chambers by then

[DaisyNonna]

Sh, Eric! I think nungate wants to go to bed. Malkin, leave Teddy alone. You can wash him next week.

[nungate]

No need for that Daisy, I will be waiting for Mr Nungate to arrive home from work, he might be a while yet as he hasn't called me to say he was on his way home.

[DaisyNonna]

Good o know of another Queen fan.
We were dashing to meet my first granddaughter. All 4 and a half pounds of her!

[nungate]

Yes, I like Queen, have you seen any of the documentaries on Sky Arts about them? They are very good and often precede a live concert of theirs.
It's at times like that that |I don't mind the Sky subscription!