Autumn Quiz 2024 In Aid Of Romanian Aid...
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Strange Court Case
Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night.
The next day, at Camborne Magistrates Court, Lawrence was charged
with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing an allotment on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around
for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I
was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed
to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until P C Brenda Taylor approached the side of his car.
P C Brenda Taylor evidence was as follows :
'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said P C Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.'
P C Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ..
'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realise that you're having sex with a pumpkin??'
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said:
"A pumpkin..... shi*... Is it midnight already?'
The Courtroom erupted with laughter
The Magistrates could not contain their mirth and deferred sentencing until someone could be s
The next day, at Camborne Magistrates Court, Lawrence was charged
with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing an allotment on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around
for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I
was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed
to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until P C Brenda Taylor approached the side of his car.
P C Brenda Taylor evidence was as follows :
'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said P C Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.'
P C Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ..
'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realise that you're having sex with a pumpkin??'
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said:
"A pumpkin..... shi*... Is it midnight already?'
The Courtroom erupted with laughter
The Magistrates could not contain their mirth and deferred sentencing until someone could be s
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