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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says "Hey, Dave! How you doing?". His wife is a bit puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. He replies, "Oh no, he's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks him if he would like his usual and brings over a Fosters. His wife is becoming increasingly concerned and says, "How did she know that you drink Fosters?". He replies, "She's in the Ladies Bowling Team and they plan in an adjacent lane".
A stripper then comes to their table and says,"Hi Dave, want your usual table dance big boy?".
His wife then loses her rag, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. He follows and spots her getting into a cab so, before she can shut the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but by this time his wife is incandescent with rage, screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name under the sun.
When she pauses for breath, the cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real cow tonight Dave."
They arrive at the club and the doorman says "Hey, Dave! How you doing?". His wife is a bit puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. He replies, "Oh no, he's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks him if he would like his usual and brings over a Fosters. His wife is becoming increasingly concerned and says, "How did she know that you drink Fosters?". He replies, "She's in the Ladies Bowling Team and they plan in an adjacent lane".
A stripper then comes to their table and says,"Hi Dave, want your usual table dance big boy?".
His wife then loses her rag, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. He follows and spots her getting into a cab so, before she can shut the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but by this time his wife is incandescent with rage, screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name under the sun.
When she pauses for breath, the cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real cow tonight Dave."
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