Three blokes were talking one day. Two of them asked the other, 'How's the business?' It's all gone, he said. There was a flood and everything got washed away. They asked him was he insured....
I saw an ad. on tv yesterday for a feminine hygiene product. It said it had to be 'applied to the intimate female area'. Well, I thought, I don't mind helping out. Mrs. ClarionSt is always telling me...
Anyone on here from the States? Near the hurricane? Good coverage for us Brits on <A href="http://www.theweatherchannel.com">www.thewea therchannel.com</A>
Why don't FIFA introduce timekeepers for football? Everyone inside the game is cheating the fans by time wasting. How many times have you heard the term 'Running the clock down?' Free kicks, corners,...
When you go to buy a car from a dealer, they always quote the book price for the trade-in. What's so special about this book price? Why does it seem to be set in stone? Why can't they do a deal...
Does anyone use Limewire? How do you upload tracks onto the site as opposed to downloading them off? My mate plays in a group and wants to put his music on. Any ideas anyone? Thanks.
Just listening to these two slagging Yorkshires' coach driver off. The team was late arriving at the ground because the driver couldn't start his shift till 9.30. Boycott and Nicholas wanted him...
I see Tom Hanks is in Lincolnshire for filming. Also lots of pepole milling around trying to get autographs. In the paper the other day, a priest was getting annoyed at people for believing the...
We are going to America in October and fear we might not be able to get health insurance for my epileptic granddaughter. She is 3 years old and has only just, this week, been diagnosed after months of...
Can anyone help with this please? I'll be attending the Royal British Legion Memorial at the Cenotaph in Whitehall on Sunday Nov.13th 2005. In fact, I'll be taking part in the march-past. I don't...