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Chipchopper

Late Night Topless Supermarket Shoping

"Bing Bong customer announcement, checkout number 3 pleassse"...
01:19 Wed 31st Aug 201614 answers, last by marval 14:13 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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Chipchopper

The Three Moles

A family of moles, take up residency in someones garden lawn : Momma mole, Pappa mole and baby mole. Momma mole says to Pappa mole "I know your eyes aren't too good but stick your head up outa the...
01:09 Wed 31st Aug 20168 answers, last by marval 14:12 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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-SharonA-

Fancy Dress

I went to a fancy dress party as a spider last night. God knows what time I crawled in....
19:03 Tue 30th Aug 20167 answers, last by agchristie 23:09 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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marval

A Man

A man goes to his doctor. "I have a problem, my wife is pregnant but we haven't had sex in years. Is there any other way this could have happened"? "Oh yes said the Doctor we call this a grudge...
21:53 Tue 30th Aug 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 23:28 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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marval

Can I Come

Three couples went to New York for a weekend but didn't have reservations. They were amazed to find only two rooms left in the whole area. Each room had one bed. They took the rooms and decided to...
22:51 Mon 29th Aug 20162 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:52 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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Jackdaw33

I'm Rich!

Mr.Jim Christopher Today at 20:21 Message body Dear Beneficiary, This is to officially inform you that we have written to you before without getting respond from you and we believe that our previous...
20:34 Sat 27th Aug 201614 answers, last by Sipowicz 14:14 Fri 02nd Sep 2016
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shaley

At The Seaside/d 23 Rd Sept

23. People like to swim with these (8) 92. swim faster with these (8) 63 extract from its shell (6) any help please?...
22:25 Fri 26th Aug 201616 answers, last by 1ozzy 00:42 Sat 27th Aug 2016
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Caran

Yuk!!

Just looked up from doing crosswords and spotted a slug moving across the carpet. It was a long thin one and has left a slime trail across the carpet. My own fault as I had the patio doors open until...
23:08 Fri 26th Aug 201612 answers, last by Jennykenny 07:14 Sat 27th Aug 2016
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paddyk

Aussie Jokes

Bruce is driving across Sydney Harbour bridge when he spots his girlfriend hanging over the edge. He pulls up and says "G'Day Sheila - what the hell you doing"? In a tearful voice Sheila blubs "You...
15:24 Thu 25th Aug 201615 answers, last by Jordyboy9 18:53 Fri 23rd Sep 2016
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maggiebee

Gas

Was just thinking that my monthly payments for Gas were far too high and had started looking around for another supplier. Have just received an e-mail from Scottish Gas saying they were bringing my...
09:58 Fri 26th Aug 20164 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:55 Fri 26th Aug 2016
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NoMercy

Reasons To Be Cheerful

1. It's Friday. 2. It's payday. 3. It's a BH weekend. 4. The sun is shining. 5. I'm going to Cape Verde in a couple of weeks. What are your reasons to be cheerful....
08:20 Fri 26th Aug 201624 answers, last by queenofmean 12:26 Fri 26th Aug 2016
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NoMercy

Best Brand Of Crisps?

And best flavour? Right now, for me, it's Tyrells (hailing from my neck of the woods) and their Sundays Best Roast Lamb is pretty unbeatable....
21:13 Thu 25th Aug 201651 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:42 Fri 26th Aug 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. The sky is clear, so it's looking good for a sunny day after yesterdays rain. Snowy has been out in the garden and fed. She's curled up alongside me now. I hope to get some more time in on the...
05:36 Fri 26th Aug 2016128 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:13 Fri 26th Aug 2016
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doownelg

Rte 35

Stuck two 9a is it another world that causes this other worldly condition 10 a----n-t-o- 10a altering shape 8 -r-a-g-- thanks in advance
01:10 Fri 26th Aug 20167 answers, last by Mamyalynne 01:21 Fri 26th Aug 2016
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marval

On The Rocks

My dad's cement business is on the rocks. I told him he should sell it before he goes bankrupt. He won't though. He's too set in his ways....
18:07 Thu 25th Aug 201612 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:51 Thu 25th Aug 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. It's been raining and doesn't look like it's going to change. There's no wind, so it doesn't look like it's going to clear up. The snowflake went out and was back in a bit smartish. She's...
05:27 Thu 25th Aug 201660 answers, last by murraymints 08:18 Thu 25th Aug 2016
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bednobs

Did A Stupid Thing

i am on a diet. I was in the jelly aisle in sainsburys and my gaze glanced on so macadamia nut crunchy chocolate spread. I thought i would just buy some and have a little try "just to see what it...
22:27 Wed 24th Aug 201628 answers, last by 1ozzy 04:46 Thu 25th Aug 2016
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Ninnynanny

Changes To Number Of Letters Needed For Answers

Re, Save the Children quiz, Wisbech branch, "By the Seaside" C/D 23/9. Have there been any corrections to numbers of letters needed for some answers? Thank you...
23:21 Mon 22nd Aug 20167 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:40 Wed 24th Aug 2016
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Jennykenny

Leaving Oven On Unattended

Am I being unnecessarily over-cautious worrying about the oven being left on when nobody is home, even if only for five minutes or so?
08:30 Wed 24th Aug 201641 answers, last by ummmm 13:20 Thu 25th Aug 2016
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jennyjoan

Just Curious Again

You know how your doctor has to abide by patient confidentiality etc. When doctor leaves/retires has he the ability to break that confidentiality if he wanted to....
20:49 Tue 23rd Aug 201615 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:05 Wed 24th Aug 2016

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