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Two Killed At Tesco..!

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and...
11:33 Sun 20th Jan 20135 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 12:12 Sun 20th Jan 2013
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Fancy a cuddle ..?

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind...
22:43 Thu 10th May 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:57 Thu 10th May 2012
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Chicken surprise..!

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of...
22:00 Tue 08th May 20125 answers, last by Infomaniac 19:23 Thu 10th May 2012
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Monitor problem or not ..?

I have a NEC monitor which is a few years old..MultiSync LCD 1970nx. Every now and then (2/3 times per session) the screen goes black and the power light has gone out. If I wait a few seconds it turns...
12:57 Thu 03rd May 20125 answers, last by aymantn 21:30 Mon 21st May 2012
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Ebay problem listing...javascript

I am trying to list something on eBay but keep getting this appear which stops me completing the listing... Description - Your listing cannot contain javascript (".cookie",...
12:20 Sat 30th Jul 20115 answers, last by boxtops 17:44 Sat 30th Jul 2011
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Gawab back on ...

Was very surprised to find email flowing into my inbox this morning... Looks like they are not dead and buried after all..!...
06:33 Sat 02nd Jul 20112 answers, last by lankeela 10:07 Mon 11th Jul 2011
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Space station 3 mins @ 23.25 look West NW

I've got my beer .. me and the cat are going to watch out for it .!
22:21 Fri 22nd Apr 20116 answers, last by classylady60 23:00 Fri 22nd Apr 2011
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Two Grannies

A man leaves his seaside chalet naked and walks across the nudist beach. Upon reaching the perfect spot he realizes that he has forgot to put any suntan lotion on. He decides that rather than going...
18:58 Fri 25th Mar 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 22:39 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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Execution only share dealing.

Has anyone used .. x-o.co.uk .. for execution only share dealing. If so any feedback relating to their service would be appreciated.
18:03 Fri 18th Feb 20112 answers, last by alavahalf 13:25 Sat 19th Feb 2011
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18 year old female lodger...

A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath,although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in...
23:27 Wed 16th Feb 20117 answers, last by wildwood 06:56 Thu 17th Feb 2011
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Extending hard drive partition ...

Acer aspire 5315 .... vista basic ..2gb My laptop has a fairly small hard drive 80gb .. it has 2 partitions.. (c- d) the c drive is 90% full, and the d drive is 10% full. The laptop is used for...
14:54 Wed 09th Feb 20117 answers, last by beso 08:58 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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Hard Drive replacement.

On another thread I recently asked about how restore disks could be created. The reason being, I was given an almost new laptop, by a customer who had no further use for it, they had given up trying...
12:48 Sun 30th Jan 20115 answers, last by alavahalf 15:33 Sun 30th Jan 2011
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e-mail problem with Gawab

Just started to get this error code ... what does it mean ? I'm using... Windows Vista........Windows Mail .......Gawab The connection to the server has failed. Subject 'Testing email', Account:...
13:30 Thu 27th Jan 20113 answers, last by ChuckFickens 15:05 Thu 27th Jan 2011
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Jesus is watching you ..!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his...
22:20 Tue 14th Dec 20105 answers, last by heathfield 18:12 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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Another xmas thought ..

Can you name that tune..! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg9eZxpV3VA...
23:27 Mon 06th Dec 20103 answers, last by piggynose 10:02 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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Face lift .. !

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent £5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she...
18:42 Mon 22nd Nov 20106 answers, last by flump1 22:57 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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Images missing ...?

Over the past few days when I look at a listing on ebay, I have found thet some images are either realy slow to load, or dont load at all. it only seems to happen on ebay. Besides that my system seems...
20:28 Mon 15th Nov 20105 answers, last by thelewisgang 22:30 Mon 15th Nov 2010
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Blue screen...?

For the third time this week I have had my system shut down and display a blue screen... There is a message saying ...'' Page error in non paged area''... No new software added recently. Fujitsu...
20:42 Fri 29th Oct 20102 answers, last by alavahalf 20:48 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Gawab E-mail cant be accessed..

Having used Gawab for my e-mail ever since Chris recommended it... I have never really had a problem. For some strange reason... today when I try to open my mail a/c (which is filtering through...
12:25 Tue 26th Oct 20102 answers, last by alavahalf 19:46 Tue 26th Oct 2010
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FM equipment digital

When we finaly go over to digital in 2012... will my existing FM ariel and hi-fi tuner become obsolete.
14:13 Sat 09th Oct 20109 answers, last by 4candles 17:05 Sun 10th Oct 2010

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