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on the slate

do you still see it near you or do your locals use the loan sharks, last time i saw someone use the slate was in a pub in manchester town centre about 11 years back the reason i ask is i saw a bloke...

slinky.kate

daily record

10a.whiskey distilling area(8)s-e-s--e 99d empty headed(6)s----- 100d. type of sponge(6)l----- 118a.most hygenic(8)-----e-t 106a. obstructed(8)h-l-ered 108d. shopping complex(5)--a-- thanks for any...

marval

Praise the lord

A religious woman upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always make sure...

BAKERS DOZEN

Oh the embarrassment!

Grandson went to his college open day today to meet his new teachers and other students. On the agenda was sampling some of his future lessons. My advice was not to be a shrinking violet but by the...

B00

When jokes fall flat.

Ever get the feeling that others just don't "get you?" Today was Mini Boo's school sports day and she did wonderfully, however her team didn't win so as a joke I jokingly told her, in front...

Jemisa

Snotty Receptionist...

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he...

jackomunro

Sunday Mail Seven Days Mag

7 Down. Concerning christening. 9 Letters ?O?T?S?A? Any suggestions much appreciated.

butcherbilly1324

sunday post easy

1 across Egg-based cake (7,4) ??????? t?r?

patrixcia

local crossword

leggings (p?t?e?s) daunt(7) key in again(D??????) give official authority (e?????r) raged(?t?????) thank you all in advance...

TheOtherHalf

Mothers Day present ?

Any ideas. MIL now 96 and in a home. Doesnt really need anything clotheswise, and cant eat chocs, unable to read much. I suppose flowers are the only other thing, but I think the home will be full of...

liskeardgirl

Stainless steel clearner

How can I get stainless steel streak free.

Jemisa

General Peter Cosgrove...

I didn't know where to post this but thought all you CBs would like it. Jem. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio...

dickythecook

The Cursor Thief

WHEN THE GUY STOPS RUNNING, MOVE THE CURSOR ABOUT AN INCH ABOVE HIS HEAD.� http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html How does he do it?...

maggiebee

Grumpy Old B

Got to have my daily moan or I'll go nuts. Steve Wright in the Afternoon - does it annoy anyone else that he says "skelington" instead of skeleton? Know it's supposed to be funny but just...

pips1

The Midwife BBC1

Only 1 left to watch next week, boo hoo! What a joy it has been, made Sunday evenings a pleasure again. Why are good programmes such short series?

emmie

Not sure what to do next

sqad if you are about, not to put too fine a point on it i haven't been well since before christmas, and now am faced with the following, severe weight loss, even though my eating has been steady,...

emmie

a good news story

for a change, boss gives staff some cheer. Not everything is all doom and gloom http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16827995...

FoxLee2

Loose Women today

I've just sat down to have lunch and put the tv on ITV + 1 to idly listen to the chatter on Loose Women. Denise began talking about Michael and suddenly the tv went off and a notice came up that they...

AB Editor

Happy Friday! Update Coming On Monday

On Monday evening, around 9pm, we expect to provide a site update. This update should see the following implemented: 1. Allowing users to sign in with their email address or username (and password)....

LochNessMonster

Would you every posing nude for a photoshot ?

And if it was for a fashion magazine were would you like the staples to go

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