For years, like many of us I am sure, I have suffered with that horrible feeling on a Monday morning and it didn't matter what I did, I would still feel awful all day Monday. I finally worked out...
i know im gonna get my head bit off but im in gran canaria at moment on holiday and the hotel im staying in is mainly dutch german and danish people and i have never met such ignorant rude and...
my wife is an independant escort, she started doing this around 6 months ago partly with my blessing , dont know if our marriage will last as she meeting/sleeping with other guys, she says she really...
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home...
Well IMAGINE Lennon getting the job. He Would only be on BORROWED TIME says JEALOUS GUY Mowbray, but one suspects he`s playing MIND GAMES. After all it was POWER TO THE PEOPLE, who did not STAND BY...
If you could go back in time what would you tell some body to do or not to do. Like OK Sir Walter I suggest you dump that chest of tobacco overboard now. Or I wouldn't go to the theater to night Mr...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and...
Why are bananas so hard to 'unzip' lately?
At one time you just had to get your thumb under the end, and with a quick flip it opened up for peeling, now one as to get a knife and cut off the end....
Hi. I have been offered a job as a home carer. The company has said I will have to pay for my uniform. £15. They want staff to wear a clean uniform every 2 days so would be expected to have at...
Would anyone consider reading a book for me?...as I'm totally blind and what I miss are the books I could read by sight and look unlikely to ever become commercially available. I will pay for...