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Second Honeymoon

Married couples sometimes say they are going on their 'second honeymoon'. For years, they may have been going on holiday together every year, but now it's their 'second honeymoon'. In what way is it...

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Place to stay in Suffolk

Being a bit of a birder I fancy a couple of nights somewhere near Minsmere in Suffolk. I'll be on my own so I would like somewhere with a bit of nighttime interest, i.e. pubs or food places, but not...

robbie bear

Super Shagger

A chap asks a prostitute for a shag and she tells him it's ?20. "Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky". She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything violent. They get back to her flat...

stokeace

cemetary

i was walking in the cemetary the other day when i saw 4 pallbearers carrying a coffin.when i returned to the cemetary 2 days later i saw the same pallbearers still walking around aimlessley carring...

stokeace

nun

a nun gets into a taxi and the taxi driver cannot stop staring 'whatevers the matter?'the nun asked 'well im sorry to say this but ive always had a fantasy about a nun giving me oral sex'the driver...

con-amca

The flea

A flea went into a travel agent's and asked about a week's holiday in the sunshine. "I've got just the thing for you" said the agent. "A week in Nice, in Ringo Starr's hair". "That sounds good" said...

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What type of animals lay eggs

What is the collective name given to the group or types of animals that lay eggs

rob81

maths question

How many million make a billion?

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Machine washing ineffective?

I wash my clothes in my machine on the 40 cotton cycle. I shower every morning and use spray on anti perspirant. After a few weeks of wearing, my polo shirts for work start to, how shall I say, get a...

AB Asks

Should St George's Day be a holiday?

St George's Day could be a public holiday within the next couple of years if reports are to be believed. There has always been a reluctance to make April 23 a countrywide holiday, but Scotland's...

scotchollie

Today's proverb

Thanks to all who are contributing to the new 21st Century dictionary of refreshed old proverbs. Today we move onto the following: "One swallow..." Suggestions please..!

yucker j

two sewer rats

two rats in a sewer,one says "im f***ing sick of it,**** for breakfast,**** for lunch and **** for tea".the other rat...

ambergambler

harry potter film

where is the prisoner of azkaban fimed

Whickerman

Lost Weekend

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler...

barmy

Six feet under

What is the origin of "Six feet under" and why 6 feet? Thanks

dunr

New car reg

This is not a joke! A friend of mine fancied a personalised number plate. He wouldn't the price , so changed his name by deed pole. Found it much less expensive. He is now known as:- Abdul Moshe Shaun...

minibusman

help!

hi, has anyone got any knock knock jokes suitable for my 6 year old little boy? he is driving me crazy arghhhhh!! please help a little boy and his mum by sending some he can...

Loosehead

Why are tidal waves now bleedin "Tsunamis" ?

They where always tidal waves ok maybe that term did not describe them but neither does "Harbour wave" why has is sudenly become trendy to use a Japanese term? You can almost hear the righteous smirk...

dilligaf

Bridgit

the Irish nymphomaniac was very disappointed when she found out a 21 inch Murphy was a Television set.

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a small frog joke

Why did the frog cross the busy road ? No, he did'nt want to hop on the bus He wanted to kermit suicide

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