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Nibbles/canapés/sarnies

If invited to a do where the aforementioned are presented and you see the same old, same old turned out. What would you like to tuck into?

just_George

I'm going to have my first tattoo on the outside edge of my upper thigh,about where my palm lands if I put my arms at my side. Can anyone tell me in real terms how painfull this is going to be,can you...

emmie

Anything Worth A Peek On The Tv Or The Usual

rubbish... why are weekends on tv so abysmal

Baldric

It's Blooming Luverly!

Just in from an extended Dog walk, the sun is shining, the sky is blue, it's cool but not unpleasant, went out about 0700, shirtsleeve order, walked down towards Reculver where the Country Park is,...

agirlnamedfleur

Cute Or Creepy?

I went to a bar I frequent a while ago with friends. It was a normal night. We drank, had conversations, danced, typical things we usually do. I started to notice that whenever I'd walk around the bar...

anotheoldgit

Has Multicultualism Worked In The Uk?

Since the dawn of time multiculturalism has not worked in any country, how can Britain be any different?

cassa333

She Wandered Around For A Bit..

I always imagined they surround the VIP like a tight body vest in case there is a shooter nearby. Apparently they just meander about. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39371619...

Ric.ror

Birthday Cake - To Share Or Not?

I have just bought a colleague a birthday cake (the big day is tomorrow) and she said Thanks and put it in her bag to take home!!!!!

Prudie

What A Huge Cock(Erel)

isn't he magnificent! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWSrXUQNCtg...

RobNorth

Tv Ads

Are Television ads deteriorating? at one time you could get a laugh from them, they were witty, ironic and entertaining. The Hamlet series for instance - I once had to try to explain to an American...

chessington

David Jason Film

Does anyone know the name of the tv film he was in where he was in jail and acted like he was thick and arranged a break out of jail, cannot remember the name of it TIA

murraymints

Scorpy Scorpy !!

Are you ok Scorpy..not been here since yesterday lunchtime...

Jordyboy9

Read This Wee Burney

People of Greece! – Wake up. Take things in your own hands! Don’t believe you politicians, your media! Get out of this criminal organization called the European Union, and this fraudulent western...

mikey4444

Spring Today ?

I'm a bit late rising this morning, so this may have been mentioned already. Isn't it the first day of Spring today....Vernal Equinox and all that ?...

Patsy33

Sandwich

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the Police and says, 'Bejaysus i've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb' Is it ticking, the operator asks No i tink it's...

emmie

When I Look At Some Of The Threads And The Time They Were Posted

i wonder how many can't sleep, or do night shifts, i am fagged out by 9pm...

sp1814

Do You Think This Is Offensive?

When I first saw the story, I thought so - but I now get what the artist was trying to do. But it still seems pretty stupid. If you stopped and thought for a second, "How will this come across?"...

bednobs

Wish Me Luck ....

first day back at work today after Aurelia died. Feel a bit overwhelmed, but hoping it goes ok :)

allen

Swearing, Cursing, Infantile Regulations

Is there a list somewhere of what ABers can and can't type, 'swear-word' speaking? Seems if you write 'ass' (US) you can get away with it, but if you right '***' (UK), it gets asterisked. Similarly,...