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Patsy33

Special Delivery..

How did Mary and Joseph get their groceries delivered?   On a Lidl donkey…
14:59 Sat 07th Dec 20242 answers, last by Bazile 15:16 Sat 07th Dec 2024
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Chipchopper

A Fishy Tale

My local fish & chip shop has gone into liquidation. Sadly, the owner is stuck between a rock and a hard plaice...
09:39 Fri 28th Apr 20239 answers, last by Bazile 08:13 Sat 29th Apr 2023
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Buenchico

I Can't Decide. . .

. . . when I go to the pub. (No, this isn't Abbey posting!) Should I just throw a duvet over my shoulders or would I look better with a bin liner wrapped around my head, perhaps?...
21:23 Tue 21st Feb 202327 answers, last by Bazile 20:01 Wed 22nd Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I spent the last three days alone trying to learn escapology. I need to get out more....
07:02 Wed 07th Dec 20226 answers, last by jno 15:16 Wed 07th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I've been trying to talk to my fish about his feelings, but he's being a little koi.
06:49 Thu 17th Nov 202215 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:50 Thu 17th Nov 2022
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William51

Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pack of cards. I will deal with you in a minute!. - Doctor, Doctor. I keep going invisible. I am sorry i cannot see you now!....
15:58 Thu 20th Oct 20222 answers, last by Bazile 16:09 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Bobbisox1

Well Done Sir Rod Stewart

https://news.sky.com/story/sir-rod-stewart-rents-berkshire-home-for-ukrainian-family-of-seven-who-fled-war-12723423 How nice would it be if others like him,musicians and politicians alike , would dig...
08:11 Tue 18th Oct 202243 answers, last by Bobbisox1 15:49 Tue 18th Oct 2022
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Bobbisox1

The Worst Song To Make The Charts

My Ding a Ling ,utter ….??? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCSSIEUukk...
19:42 Sat 06th Aug 2022159 answers, last by TheWinner 17:10 Mon 05th Sep 2022
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ArwynBaughan

How Long Are Your Sideburns?

Mine is 6 inches. Tell me about your sideburns, is it curly or straight? Do you apply any products to your gorgeous sideburns?...
18:15 Tue 12th Jul 202214 answers, last by barry1010 15:26 Wed 13th Jul 2022
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Tuvok

Sky Sports F1 Narrator

Who is the chap that does the intro videos?
15:46 Sun 12th Dec 20214 answers, last by Mamyalynne 15:56 Sun 12th Dec 2021
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sp1814

Arise Sir Gavin…No, Stop Laughing

Do you think Gavin Williamson deserves to be knighted and if so why? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/gavin-williamson-knighthood-honours-list-b1922485.html...
10:54 Sat 25th Sep 202138 answers, last by Peter Pedant 07:00 Sun 26th Sep 2021
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Salty80

Yeah Do You Got Vaccines?

I got it already the Chinese one
18:07 Wed 04th Aug 20218 answers, last by -SharonA- 18:44 Wed 04th Aug 2021
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Bobbisox1

The Masked Singer

https://ibb.co/9ywhnkw...
14:38 Fri 19th Feb 202124 answers, last by Bazile 20:04 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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Chipchopper

Home Delivery

I was looking out of my window and eagerly, waiting for my new snow boots to be delivered, when I saw a delivery guy slip and fall, when he tripped on the snow shovel that I stupidly left on the...
08:42 Thu 11th Feb 202110 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:48 Thu 11th Feb 2021
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naomi24

Are Motorway Service Stations Open?

I'm guessing fuel is available, but what about restaurants and toilets?
13:00 Thu 12th Nov 20207 answers, last by naomi24 13:09 Thu 12th Nov 2020
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Bobbisox1

Do You Feel The Need To Carry Your Phone Every Time You Go Out?

I’m getting ready to go for a brisk walk with a friend soon, I automatically put my sanatizer and mobile phone ready ( dont want a bag, I’d rather be hands free ) Then I thought, why take a phone on a...
07:06 Fri 19th Jun 202061 answers, last by Caran 22:07 Fri 19th Jun 2020
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Sophia54

How Can I Access My Husband Phone Easily

Without knowing his password
14:52 Sat 13th Jun 20209 answers, last by ummmm 21:17 Sat 13th Jun 2020
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Ric.ror

I Can’T Believe This At All

I bid for a house I really wanted before Christmas and didn’t get it This week I have had an offer accepted for a property only for the first property to now become available again You just can’t...
07:45 Fri 21st Feb 20204 answers, last by Ric.ror 12:23 Sun 23rd Feb 2020
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Groupie

You Must Laugh

I used my Xmas present for the first time last night Two things I learned , I'm not very good on drums and my Neighbour has Tourette's...
18:25 Wed 01st Jan 20206 answers, last by Bazile 14:32 Fri 03rd Jan 2020
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marval

Am I?

A young girl says to her boyfriend. ”'You are the first man I have ever been with.” “Am I your first?” “Possibly, “the boyfriend says. “Were you in Weston-Super-Mare in 1993?”...
13:28 Sat 28th Dec 20193 answers, last by Bazile 19:31 Sat 28th Dec 2019

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