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Theland

163 Economists Back Labour

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/labour-deserve-form-next-government-20965893 I wonder why this has not been publicised more widely?...
15:24 Wed 11th Dec 201931 answers, last by CrapAtCryptics 17:05 Wed 11th Dec 2019
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maggiebee

Ha Ha

Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there!
12:10 Sun 27th Oct 20198 answers, last by johnny.5 15:43 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Wife's Name.

An American Indian introduced me to his wife. I asked what her name was. He replied, "Four horses". I said that was an unusual name, and asked, "What does it mean?"He said, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag!......
09:33 Mon 21st Oct 20196 answers, last by Bazile 21:12 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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spathiphyllum

Off Duty Police Headbutter

Ahh it all makes sense now! The sadism of the met. Vile. I can not believe the off duty cop isn't facing retribution. Reasonable force? Pffft. What kind of example does this set! Absolutely vile....
08:54 Thu 10th Oct 2019305 answers, last by teacake44 10:15 Tue 15th Oct 2019
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johnny.5

Knock Knock

who's there ?
04:45 Tue 03rd Sep 20194 answers, last by mallyh 14:08 Tue 03rd Sep 2019
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banker_frank

What’S The Closest Thing......

to real magic? With a new “smart” something coming out almost every day, what products amaze and astound you the most? Me, its Sat. navs....
08:17 Tue 09th Jul 201917 answers, last by Bazile 12:23 Tue 09th Jul 2019
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maggiebee

Maths

Not all maths puns are bad, just sum of them
10:16 Sun 19th May 201915 answers, last by marval 14:00 Sun 19th May 2019
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Patsy33

Gazing..

As I lay in bed last night, gazing at the moon and stars, I suddenly thought, "Where's the frigging roof?!".......
10:50 Tue 19th Mar 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 19:52 Tue 19th Mar 2019
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Peter Pedant

Biggie ( Shameems Third) Surfaces ! Shock

Beeb news channel 231 The third husband of Shameema Begum has been identified and interviewed. The interviewer who sounds Dutch but is Scots starts giving him hell almost immediately He says she...
08:39 Sun 03rd Mar 201924 answers, last by Ellipsis 16:18 Sun 03rd Mar 2019
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Ric.ror

Bid On Property

I have just had a bid rejected on a property - its been on sale for about a week and the seller said my bid was below what they wanted and they had more viewings next week. Should I wait until next...
11:02 Fri 25th Jan 201916 answers, last by Ric.ror 18:23 Thu 31st Jan 2019
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Ric.ror

Premium Bonds - September

Congratulations to the two women- one from Essex and one from Northamptonshire who have taken the two top prizes. I’ll let you know tomorrow how I got on...
14:43 Mon 03rd Sep 201816 answers, last by Ric.ror 05:50 Tue 04th Sep 2018
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Patsy33

Some Advice....

If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger....
09:43 Tue 10th Jul 201810 answers, last by marval 17:28 Tue 10th Jul 2018
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Gizmonster

My Missus Left Me Earlier ......

..... because of my fetish for fondling pasta. . . . . . . I'm feeling cannelloni right now .........
15:47 Mon 14th May 201816 answers, last by Bazile 13:33 Tue 15th May 2018
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Voltage

My Obsession !

My wife told me she's getting fed up with my obsession with Kit-Kats. I suggested we take a break...
12:56 Fri 20th Apr 201830 answers, last by Voltage 19:57 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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10ClarionSt

Tiger Woods And The Emperors' New Clothes

I've been watching the pre-tournament coverage of The Masters and I suppose I'm not surprised that the media have totally whitewashed his troublesome past. The only mention of any past problems have...
06:44 Thu 05th Apr 201815 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 07:25 Fri 06th Apr 2018
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albaqwerty

Hmrc (Again)

Mr Alba received a text message, allegedly from HMRC, stating that he owed them a whole lot of VAT money. Interesting, as he is not VAT registered. They did leave a phone number for him to contact...
13:13 Tue 27th Feb 201817 answers, last by Bazile 15:42 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Chipchopper

Callers!

A man came round and knocked on my door and asked for a small donation in aid of the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water....
17:23 Tue 06th Feb 20188 answers, last by marval 22:56 Sun 11th Feb 2018
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wiltsman

Notification Of Car Bulb Failure

In this day and age, do any car manufacturers provide a dashboard warning if a bulb fails?...
12:47 Fri 02nd Feb 201810 answers, last by Islay 17:26 Fri 02nd Feb 2018
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spathiphyllum

Is Their Something Seriously Wrong With The Cliamte?

Snow in Houston is breaking twitter! what a year they have had weather wise... Is their something seriously wrong with the climate? Floods one month snow another......
14:29 Fri 08th Dec 201722 answers, last by Baldric 22:45 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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Rtaxron

Black Friday Shops & Stores Dates.

https://www.hotukdeals.com/discussions/black-friday-24th-november-2017-deals-info-previews-and-more-2823043...
14:10 Mon 13th Nov 20174 answers, last by Bazile 15:23 Mon 13th Nov 2017

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