Daily wake- up call here (well it IS Friday at least). Very early start for me so hope everyone is well and happy and that you all have a great weekend XXX
If you want to know how heavy a pie is, simply take it over a rainbow to find out. Once again the clue's in the song: ♫♫Somewhere over a rainbow weigh a pie♫♫
Do any of you ladies out there, ever wear one of those miniscule bikinis that you see girls in Rio wearing? You see, there is that much nasty banter over on body and soul, i needed a change of mood....
if u moved abroad for a year to earn 70k per year and you got NOTHING but grief from your girlfriend would you 1) go to a brothel 2)dump the winging ho 3)start a different relationship 4)post this on...
.. even if it's something you're presently useless at, or haven't even tried - what would it be? What would you like to have a go at & be really good at? Mine - sculpture (bronze) or playing the...
FAO Sachs in particular: I have been thinking - Now this is sinister. Who is Nigel? What plans? It's got more to do with it than just British Steel. There's a hidden meaning there if every I read one...
i'm going to Oz for a year and my girlfriend is very upset about it, i'm goign to make her a little photo album of us but i want to write a love song lyrics on the inside cover but i cant think of a...
The question last night was ... what was the last text message you received? Mine was rubbish. But now ... !!!!!!!!!!!! At last ... a jolly text message. My last text message said ... "J, do u fancy...
1, find someone better first, then finished the wrong relationship 2,finish the unsatisified realtionship first, then being single for a while then start looking for another one 3, keep the...
Is anyone else totally pi55ed of with these numpties using various categories for asking "345 D in a W@nking chuff" or some such thing? Bl00dy stay in puzzles you iritating tw%ts!
Itsn quite funny though. A woman asked a man, "Do you prefer legs or breast" The man (thinking the woman was being flirtatious) answered with "Oh, i prefer a nice unshaved f***y" To that thw woman...
Im writing this for this for a friend....My mate has been having problems and when her husband and her broke up and got back together again, unfortunately the relationship broke down again, and the...
Strange songs from my teenage years have been popping into my head just lately. Yesterday it was Moonlight Shadow; so far so good. Today for some strange reason it's been 'Swing Your Daddy' - circa...
Could we have a separate section for people who want to know what songs are being played for about two nano seconds in some obscure tv programmes or adverts? I get fed up people asking, I can never...
