Merry Christmas! I would like to collect together as many rubbish christmas-cracker style jokes as we can. Remember, they've got to be short enough to go on an unreasonably small piece of paper in...
Want to say Merry Christmas? Do it here. Want to "Sing" some Christmas Carols or limericks? Do it here. Want to get someone's attentions with a "FAO <Insert username> Merry...
when you have plumbers/builders/electricians around working in your house, do you sit and watch them just to keep an eye or do you carry on with whatever you were doing. (within reason, lol) we have...
I am about to explode with anger. British Telecom/Open Reach have just about taken me to the end of my tether. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Anyone else have this problem? I go to the toilet- the dog's there I go to make a brew- the dogs there I move a step- the dogs there. I've lost count of the number of times today alone, ive trodden on...
My co op, where I work got done over last night. I popped into work at lunchtime to get a few bits, and recieved the gobsmacking gossip that we'd been robbed last night. As the two lads were locking...
I need replacement bolts and nuts for the manifold to downpipe on a rover 214 1999 single pipe, originally there were studs used but am replacing with bolts and nuts as it will be easier, can anyone...
Am in work and all the pipes have frozen so we have no running water. I made the mistake of having a second cup of tea and now I really need a wee! What would you do?
All i have seen this morning is tight fisted Victor Meldrews squeezing petrol pump hoses to get out the last drop. People worrying that things are worse at sea And worst of all Christmas haters galore...
Can anyone identify the singer and song title of the music on the following website for Veet please? You need to click on the link for "Veet Music" at the bottom of the page to open the...
Can anyone recommend me a book to buy to prepare for the driving theory test ?
I intend to take the test by feb next year as apart of the new resolution !...
I got stopped by the police on my moped tonight on the way home from work as my L - Plates were too dirty! I was cr@pping myself when i saw the blue lights in my mirror! Have you ever been stopped for...
I fell out with my longstanding best friend over something really stupid a few years back (or rather, she fell out with me). Lately I've been thinking a lot about her and missing the fun we used to...
i have to hold a debate at college today on why american muscle cars (eg - ford GT, chevys etc...) are better than japanese import cars (eg - Evos, Tokyo drift style cars and all that jazz), can...
D'ter says that Audi's dont have spare tyres but are sold with a can of 'fizz' (pump-up stuff). Is that right ?
She's kerbed the audi & needs a new wheel as the 'fizz' doesn't do the job :)...
Okay, here's the thing, you may laugh but hey i don't care! i have a rover 214, i love driving it but i want to make it sound nicer without spending too much money, i have already taken the air filter...