An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught. Upon her court date, the judge asked her what she...
A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?" The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She...
A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor...
I was in the restaurant last night when a beautiful girl came up and asked me "are you single"
I said "well yes I am"
Well she said " you won't need that spare chair then thanks"...
Mr & Mrs Strap, & their son, Jock was held up Will you welcome, please, Bill Oddie, and his son, Mel Will you welcome, Mr & Mrs Tone, and their son, Barry Welcome Mr & Mrs Tasanute, and their son,...
