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Berniecuddles2

Compulsory Purchase Order For House?

At last got a letter from the Highways agency stating that our house is now blighted so now we can sell it them compulsory purchase order and can start looking properly around the Lincolnshire area...
13:59 Fri 25th Aug 201735 answers, last by albaqwerty 20:38 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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vernonk

How Did Di Die?

In their latest interview about the loss of their mum, Prince William and Harry blame the paparazzi for taking photos of Di in the crashed car rather than helping her. I wonder if that's the...
06:40 Wed 23rd Aug 2017127 answers, last by hereIam 17:00 Sat 26th Aug 2017
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Moil

Adult Messenger 709

Main constituent (5)?????. Included by calendars as usual (8)...
16:00 Fri 25th Aug 20175 answers, last by Mamyalynne 16:06 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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marval

I Went

I went out for a meal last night. It was a seafood restaurant. There was an awful fight. Four fish got battered....
23:03 Thu 24th Aug 201712 answers, last by Garaman 15:22 Sun 27th Aug 2017
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Islay

Surgery Update

Well went to see my surgeon yesterday regarding my hernia, he was very surprised at my weightloss and is happy to proceed with the surgery although he now wants to do this as a day case in the local...
14:38 Fri 25th Aug 201728 answers, last by Peter Pedant 21:28 Mon 28th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Compulsory Purchase Order For House?

good morning all...we have received notice that by 2020 our property will come under a compulsory purchase order..there are 11 cottages who this will affect..we live right next to bluewater shopping...
10:30 Thu 19th Jan 201753 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:47 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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albaqwerty

Going Food Shopping

have had too much fun on here, plus, needs must. Anyone need anything brought in?...
12:13 Fri 25th Aug 201711 answers, last by albaqwerty 20:18 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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queenofmean

Caption This

Best Answer will be chosen later. Made me chuckle...
11:03 Fri 25th Aug 201710 answers, last by marval 19:04 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Wife's Birthday!

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday she said "nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace " ..so I bought her nothing !...
10:45 Fri 25th Aug 201712 answers, last by shwetamehra860 16:17 Wed 13th Jan 2021
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Berniecuddles2

Private Doctor

I went too see a private doctor about my loss of memory..he made me pay in advance!...
10:40 Fri 25th Aug 201720 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 11:21 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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Eleena

Perceptions ...

... other people's, of yourself. I find lately when shopping & arriving at the till, I get, hiya lovee or ... alright dear, I assume it's my grey hair? I find myself saying in my head, hey, I've just...
10:32 Fri 25th Aug 201763 answers, last by Mamyalynne 17:36 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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tamborine

Neighbor From Hell....me?

My t leaf neighbor has whinged coz I sent him a threatening letter. He has fenced off some of my land coz he wants rear access to his shed. The cops phoned at 10pm with his complaint....
00:00 Fri 25th Aug 201720 answers, last by waterboatman 04:43 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Arrested!

A Man has been arrested after falling into farm machinery whilst trying to steal it. He is due to be bailed on Monday!
07:23 Fri 25th Aug 201712 answers, last by marval 19:10 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. The sky is clear and all the stars are out to play and twinkling merrily. It will be nice to get the washing on the line. It could be a barbie day. I'll see if my mate across he road, the lad...
05:21 Fri 25th Aug 2017109 answers, last by donny48 08:49 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Dad!

My Dad recently got sacked from working on the Dodgems..... He's going to sue them for Funfair dismissal....
07:10 Fri 25th Aug 201711 answers, last by zebo 09:41 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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NoMercy

Fantasy Thread

Just imagine if you could be transported anywhere in the world right now, with the persons of your choice, eating your favourite fate and sipping your favourite tipple. So, choose your location,...
19:35 Thu 24th Aug 201740 answers, last by NoMercy 12:02 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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Sqad

Mother Thinks It's Funny.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/toddler-takeover-hilarious-moment-little-11039096 Hilarious, aaaargh! moment........ Little boy is well behaved but as for the girl, she has embarrassed her mother...
08:56 Thu 24th Aug 2017138 answers, last by Lie-in King 18:40 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Went Out!

I went to a fetish restaurant last night. I got toed in the hole....
13:57 Thu 24th Aug 20175 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 14:05 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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FinnyMick

Why Do Catholics

always like to let you know they are catholics ?
11:19 Thu 24th Aug 201767 answers, last by FinnyMick 17:08 Sun 27th Aug 2017
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Chipchopper

Scott's Home Early

A husband arrives home early and finds his wife in bed with another guy. . . Wife: "Why are you home early" ? . . Husband: "Who the hell is that" ? . . Wife: "Don't try to change the subject" !...
10:44 Thu 24th Aug 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 10:45 Thu 24th Aug 2017

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