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Khandro

Is An Erection In Space Possible?

I read; 'Low gravity means that blood doesn't flow throughout the body the same way as on Earth. It will be much more difficult (perhaps impossible) for a male to achieve an erection.' Could this...
23:51 Wed 30th Aug 201722 answers, last by Khandro 10:16 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Blacksmiths!

Went for an interview at a Blacksmiths Blacksmith: "Are you any good at shoeing horses?" I said: "No but I once told a Donkey to eff off"...
05:52 Thu 31st Aug 20177 answers, last by marval 17:42 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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mikey4444

Diana....20 Years On.

Today is the 20th anniversary of Diana's untimely death. At the time, I was really puzzled by the huge outpouring of grief here in Britain. But now, all these years later, I now realise how important...
07:55 Thu 31st Aug 201775 answers, last by NellieMay 17:50 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. The last day of August. It's cloudy, lots of wet stuff last night, so I but Tiggy's supper by Tiggy Towers. He stuck his nose out, scoffed the lot and went back in. I spoil him, I know. Just...
05:28 Thu 31st Aug 2017126 answers, last by albaqwerty 09:30 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Patsy33

Breasts

My mate's got breasts on the brain, shocking plastic surgery....
20:46 Wed 30th Aug 20175 answers, last by Garaman 21:20 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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chrissa1

Car Aerial Won't Come Off

I have an 06 Kia Picanto. I can't get the aerial on the roof to come off so that I can take it through the car wash. My strong son, armed with WD40 couldn't even get it to unscrew, using a set of...
20:19 Wed 30th Aug 201723 answers, last by david small 00:33 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Patsy33

Thai Girlfriend

My mates Thai girlfriend told him that a small penis shouldn't spoil their sex life, he said she may be right, but he'd prefer it if she didn't have one. I'm...
20:12 Wed 30th Aug 20176 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:40 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

As I Get Older

As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way. I think, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me after all....
18:27 Wed 30th Aug 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 20:05 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Magical!

I was in bed with a woman and she said, "I want tonight to be magical!" And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared....
18:25 Wed 30th Aug 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 20:17 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

My Mate

My mate tries hard to get to work early to beat the crowds, he's loving his new job with the riot police....
15:03 Wed 30th Aug 20176 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:26 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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sandyRoe

What Weight Of Dried Pasta Would Be Needed For Three Hearty Portions

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14:09 Wed 30th Aug 201720 answers, last by ummmm 12:56 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Arsonist!

I've just found out my girlfriend is an arsonist so I dumped her! I'm gutted we got on like a house on fire!...
08:14 Wed 30th Aug 201714 answers, last by choux 14:36 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Banned!

I got banned from the secret cooking society... For spilling the beans....
06:18 Wed 30th Aug 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 14:28 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

I'm Going To Make

I'm going to make a TV series about a plane hi-jacking, we just shot the pilot....
21:29 Tue 29th Aug 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 13:03 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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NoMercy

A Bit Of Tuesday Silliness

People who sound like food... I'll start with: Derek Pakora (Most Haunted charlatan) And away you go... :)...
12:24 Tue 29th Aug 201797 answers, last by Arksided 21:47 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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EcclesCake

I Have Just Made A Discovery!

It seems you actually have to plug your iPad for it too charge! I am now wondering if I have plugged my brain in........ Have any of you made obvious discoveries and are willing to confess?...
12:17 Tue 29th Aug 201738 answers, last by EcclesCake 22:07 Tue 29th Aug 2017
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Bigbad

Selling On Ebay.

Is it easy? What are the pitfalls? How do you pay the fees. Thanks....
09:46 Tue 29th Aug 201712 answers, last by EDDIE51 19:56 Tue 29th Aug 2017
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phleb

Cake Business Name

I don't know what to call my cake business. Any help deciding would be appreciated. just let me know what you think of xx
00:23 Tue 29th Aug 201730 answers, last by Ellipsis 22:38 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

Low Iron Levels

After weeks of feeling exhausted at times, very low blood pressure, just found out cause. Very low iron levels, and yet I eat a healthy diet but don't eat much red meat. Dr recommended I try improving...
11:39 Tue 29th Aug 201716 answers, last by Patsy33 16:43 Tue 29th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Origami!

I'm gutted, the local Origami club has folded.
10:25 Tue 29th Aug 201722 answers, last by Patsy33 14:07 Tue 29th Aug 2017

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