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Berniecuddles2

Viagra!

Woman: Does Viagra work? Pharmacist: Yes Woman: Can you get it over the counter? Pharmacist: Yes if I take two...
08:57 Tue 22nd Aug 201753 answers, last by petermic12 13:43 Sat 18th Sep 2021
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melv16

Ab Keeps Crashing.

It's becoming impossible to read or post on this site. After five minutes or so it crashes. I'm on my Nokia smart phone and don't have any trouble with any other sites.
21:35 Mon 21st Aug 201719 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:27 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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jim360

Trump Stares Directly At Sun

Is there no limit to this guy's arrogance and stupidity???!?!?!??!!!!?!?!!!!!!??!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!...
08:28 Tue 22nd Aug 201738 answers, last by david small 20:07 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Ebay Return

Sold item on ebay ...buyer is returning it and wants refund and postage refunded..not a problem..how do I add the postage he has paid to the full refund I'm giving him via PayPal. .Tia
20:19 Mon 21st Aug 20177 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 09:02 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Restaurant!

Tried out a new restaurant last night called "the moon" The food was fantastic but there was just no atmosphere!...
07:59 Tue 22nd Aug 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 17:10 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Nudist Convention!

Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week... I Might go if I've got nothing on....
21:08 Mon 21st Aug 201734 answers, last by marval 22:26 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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youngmafbog

Proof, If Ever Needed Travellers Have More Rights Than The Community

In one heated exchange, a man can be heard saying: 'How can you use dogs against a people's protest?' A police officer is then heard to reply: 'If you do not leave the field you will be arrested.' So...
13:16 Mon 21st Aug 201759 answers, last by tonyav 21:45 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

"it's A Boy!"

"It's a boy!" I shouted tears rolling down my face "I don't believe it. A boy!" Its at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again....
07:59 Mon 21st Aug 20178 answers, last by whistonian 12:31 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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maggiebee

Boo Hoo

I was going to a meeting for husbands who have dominating wives...but she told me I wasn't allowed to go.
10:36 Mon 21st Aug 20175 answers, last by Garaman 21:33 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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goodlife

Is This World Out Of Control?

Stabbings, bombings, riots and even within governments we see nothing but turmoil. Even in society there are disputes with gender. Are you a he, she or an it? What was normal is now in the minority....
16:27 Sun 20th Aug 201762 answers, last by idiosyncrasy 17:42 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Cat!

I'm absolutely gutted my cat accidentally died in the washing machine earlier! At least she died in comfort ....
19:54 Sun 20th Aug 201718 answers, last by marval 22:28 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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hc4361

Zoo

The latest series of Zoo has the sound out of sync with the video - it seems that the actors are dubbed and it is distracting. This is the only programme it happens on - has anyone else noticed?...
11:57 Sun 20th Aug 20175 answers, last by hc4361 15:31 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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vernonk

Romantic Break In Kent

Any recommendations for a 2-night romantic break in Kent? It doesn't need to be a seaside resort, but are any of the Kent seaside resorts worth staying n?
21:50 Thu 17th Aug 201711 answers, last by Tilly2 19:04 Sat 19th Aug 2017
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Clive8628

Hel Please

Hello and thanks in advance 4d 7 cigar in bed interrupted by brave man I have ?h?..o? cheroot? if it is why?
11:47 Sat 19th Aug 20174 answers, last by Clive8628 11:56 Sat 19th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Mr Chang!

Mr chang was on ebay and he bought a limited edition bottle of tippex. Mrs Chang said "why you buy that" He said "ahh it's a corrector's item"...
09:18 Sat 19th Aug 20177 answers, last by marval 16:41 Sat 19th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

My Girlfriend

My girlfriend said she's dumped me because of my obsession with plants, so I asked, "where's this stemming from petal"...
21:30 Fri 18th Aug 201717 answers, last by Patsy33 22:45 Sat 19th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

Jokes About

Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar, demarara....
16:01 Fri 18th Aug 20177 answers, last by Garaman 22:02 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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237SJ

Sir Bruce Forsyth Has Died

I have happy memories of watching The Generation Game with my parents.
16:39 Fri 18th Aug 201758 answers, last by Mamyalynne 22:34 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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Patsy33

Identified

Doctors have just identified a food that causes years of grief and suffering. It's a wedding cake.
14:02 Fri 18th Aug 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 21:05 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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-SharonA-

Empty Milk Bottle

Mick opens Paddy's fridge and says "Why do you keep an empty bottle of milk in here Paddy?" Paddy replies "In case someone wants a black coffee, ye thick ***!"...
13:15 Fri 18th Aug 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 13:22 Fri 18th Aug 2017

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