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Baldric

I've Been Told ....

.... I'm condescending. (that means I talk down to people)...
19:44 Fri 06th Oct 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 19:58 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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TWR

Good Evening All

have you had a joyful day? doing bits / bats here, bit of car body spraying, the weather here has been nippy but sunny & dry what about your area? OH has going out with her friends & left me, anyone...
19:04 Fri 06th Oct 201729 answers, last by TWR 11:20 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

In The Pub!

I'm sitting in a packed noisy pub having a few beers.. in walks a referee. I reckon it'll kick off soon!...
18:06 Fri 06th Oct 20173 answers, last by Tilly2 18:11 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Tilly2

A Linguistics Professor...

was lecturing to his English class one day... “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative....
16:37 Fri 06th Oct 201710 answers, last by Tilly2 18:03 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Bazile

Still Around

I saw a fella the other day carrying a briefcase . I had to look twice to confirm that i saw what i thought i saw . ....
12:50 Fri 06th Oct 201714 answers, last by waterboatman 03:39 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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sunny-dave

The Latest A B Social Event Is Going Well ...

https://s1.postimg.org/1snnqwi58v/22219864_2078228302217413_4477222663066496140_o.jpg...
12:41 Fri 06th Oct 20177 answers, last by sunny-dave 12:49 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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sunny-dave

How Do You Pronounce ...

Every day's a school day - even at my advanced age :+( I'm not a golfer, I only watch a little bit on TV - usually by accident rather than design - as happened today when I was looking for something...
12:26 Fri 06th Oct 201717 answers, last by douglas9401 12:44 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Phone

Just dropped my phone in mayonnaise. feckin hellman!...
10:49 Fri 06th Oct 201720 answers, last by Shaglene 13:48 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Had A Chat

Just had a chat with my neighbour's gorgeous daughter. Turns out she's well into UFOs!. Which is handy i'm going to abduct her tomorrow!...
11:07 Fri 06th Oct 201715 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 11:52 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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albaqwerty

A Trip Down Memory Lane

wouldn't be fair or right to take over a different thread. thanks to 10C for mentioning Eucryl toothpaste. the things you read on here and stir memories, of things in tins for example, Kiwi...
11:18 Fri 06th Oct 201770 answers, last by albaqwerty 19:12 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Nengemboko

Hello And Welccum!! I Bee Veery Happy To Bee Here!

Hello! I am Nenge mboko a foreigh xchange student from cameroon! I had been veery welcumed hgere by yor people! we used to sit by the big tree in my village watcjing the vil;lage teevee and used to...
20:46 Thu 05th Oct 201785 answers, last by jennyjoan 23:24 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Tilly2

I Know You Will Find This Hard To Believe

but... we were in Sainsbury's today, at the delicatessen counter, when we noticed that the girls behind the counter were getting very agitated about something. They were indicating, by their actions,...
20:27 Thu 05th Oct 201735 answers, last by Tilly2 08:50 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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Smowball

Son Was Sent To Prison Today : (

It was sons revised court date today. As soon as we met the solicitor he said I've got bad news- it's not a panel of three as usual sitting the case - it's a district judge and this one is an absolute...
20:19 Thu 05th Oct 201784 answers, last by zebo 19:07 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

A Couple

A couple were out shopping, when suddenly the wife realized her husband is missing, so she phoned him asking, "Where the hell are you?" Husband: "Darling, you remember the Jewellery shop with that...
20:30 Thu 05th Oct 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 20:31 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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mikey4444

Fab Moon Tonight !

What a lovely moon tonight !
20:04 Thu 05th Oct 201725 answers, last by hereIam 15:00 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

I'm Not Sure I Can Afford It

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor...
19:45 Thu 05th Oct 20179 answers, last by dannyk13 08:07 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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maggiebee

Deaf?

The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in London. Wee Billy walks on stage and asks him, "Can you help me with my hearing?" The Pope says "yes," and puts his hands on Billy's ears and prays, removes...
19:25 Thu 05th Oct 20179 answers, last by Shaglene 13:06 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Fish Shop

Question: What did the disgruntled customer say to the fishmonger, after a long period illness with food poisoning ? . Answer: Long time no sea!...
18:50 Thu 05th Oct 201710 answers, last by weecalf 07:58 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Late Arrivals At The Ball!!

Mr & Mrs Strap, & their son, Jock was held up Will you welcome, please, Bill Oddie, and his son, Mel Will you welcome, Mr & Mrs Tone, and their son, Barry Welcome Mr & Mrs Tasanute, and their son,...
06:37 Mon 02nd Oct 2017112 answers, last by marval 22:10 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Use Of The Car..............

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up...
15:01 Thu 05th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 16:10 Thu 05th Oct 2017

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