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Jaimsieboy
32 Down - Equip a horse (7) ?u?n?s? 71 Down - Raving enthusiast (7) ?a?a?i? 90 Across - Light and insubstantial (6) ??i?s? 98 Across - Not identified (7) ?n?a??? 112 Across - Fairly dense (8) T?a?k?s?...
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albaqwerty
cor blooming blimey! They don't make it easy to get the end (or the beginning) out do they? I've squeezed and seriously mis-shapen the tube, have finally got the thing, now to try to get it in the eye...
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RATTER15
Im having low memory problems, although I have 4 gig on board and very little in the start up list. I keep getting a message stating that I have low memory....
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Eve
Spoilers for those not watching the match live.
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albaqwerty
Do you have a cobblers in your village/town/vicinity? Ours, in the wee toon has diversified so much over the years that it was only week I'd noticed they had removed the little automaton(?) cobbler...
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daz1969
....any TV ads getting on your pip at the moment? Yeah, I know I switch off or over, just interested to know. Heres a couple of mine to start.. Elmlea, Elmlea..... Sainsburys - children with blue...
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Patsy33
It's really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches.
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Patsy33
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"....
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4677058/One-million-people-gather-London-UK-s-biggest-Pride.html Perhaps in those countries that are not so acceptive to homosexuality, but surely there is now...
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marval
I am the best in the world at curling up into little balls of water and dropping from the sky. I am the raining champion....
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albaqwerty
Have just seen an advert for rail fare from Glasgow to London £18 ! that'll do me nicely Don't know who lives in London so can't go visit them :-) Train fares are blooming exorbitant at the best of...
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Smowball
Saw this earlier and thought you lot might want to play lol. You have to name a sentence that you could say at both a dinner party AND during sex! I'll start! "God ,what a small portion!" : )...
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waterboatman
Friday. Another nice day on the way. The windows and back door open already. Snowflake will have to amuse herself for most of this morning, a lot of running around to be done. She has the run of the...
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-SharonA-
I had a dream last night about some cheese chasing me. I think I am having halouminations!
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Berniecuddles2
My wife called me a complete idiot when I built a car out of spaghetti. ..you should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!...
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EDDIE51
In the queue for an ice cream van there is an old man who is noticeably hobbling as he moves up the queue. He finally gets to the van and asks for a cornet. The ice cream man serves his cornet but...
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hollie1586
My bp at rest this eve is 133/58. Is this ok? Im 30 yr old.
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Patsy33
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, "Love" means nothing...
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hillwalker
Stuck with these last clues, have really struggled to work them out! Any help would be appreciated. Boys Names 1. Soldier or Twister 2. Star Chief Girls Names 3. Final is on tonight 4. Wheeler 5. No....
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weecalf
Do birds hang out their washing on a crows line...

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