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queenofmean

I Need Help

Or supervision at least. Nipped to the bakers for lunch. Fished out a plate ate my sausage roll, happily tucked in to a Strawberry Tart (didn't really like it) go to dispose of paper bag, crumbs etc...
13:04 Fri 14th Jul 201749 answers, last by albaqwerty 14:32 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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albaqwerty

Went Fn Mental Earlier

usually top up my mobile at the ATM, forgot to do so and ended up buying a voucher. I forgot that I need to use Fn every single bleeping time to enter a number (or I've missed something in the...
14:12 Fri 14th Jul 20179 answers, last by queenofmean 14:35 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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Eve

Querrey V. Cilic

Spoilers for those not watching the match live....
12:45 Fri 14th Jul 201776 answers, last by murraymints 16:23 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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glenlass

Womans Way

28. International organisation (9,4) s??v??i?i ?r?y I think all my letters are right. Thanks for any help...
10:51 Fri 14th Jul 20176 answers, last by glenlass 11:03 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Beautiful Woman At The Doctors!

A beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her...
10:36 Fri 14th Jul 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 10:36 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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Smowball

Virgin Media

Anybody have the whole package - TV, broadband and landline? Would you mind sharing with me what you pay per month as ours seems extortionate and even though I've been on the phone to them I cannot...
17:26 Thu 13th Jul 201721 answers, last by MargoTester 16:45 Sat 15th Jul 2017
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cassa333

How On Earth Is This News?

I can't remember ever having seen such a self indulgent, narssastic, look at me attitude for, well ever really. Words can't really do justice to how pathetic I think this woman's is....
08:15 Fri 14th Jul 201757 answers, last by EDDIE51 08:31 Sat 15th Jul 2017
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Patsy33

Another Bit Of Fun.

Things you would never hear a Vicar say...
21:56 Thu 13th Jul 201739 answers, last by Arksided 21:28 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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choux

Dear Murraymints

No offence, but would you mind awfully not posting a spoiler for Konta's match today? It did Murray no favours yesterday and I think it would be grand to see Jo in the final ;)...
11:21 Thu 13th Jul 201721 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:20 Thu 13th Jul 2017
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Georgiesmum

Fussy Eaters.

Do you know or live with a fussy eater? What do they normally eat/wont eat?...
00:33 Thu 13th Jul 201752 answers, last by sherrardk 21:35 Thu 13th Jul 2017
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Ann

Happy Birthday Dannyk13

Have a great birthday!
00:49 Thu 13th Jul 201727 answers, last by dannyk13 14:00 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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queenofmean

Little Things

That Annoy you? Come on out with it! A few things annoy me 1) The noise one of my cats makes when he decides to chew plastic (I do try and discourage this 2) The plant pots being brought into the shop...
10:09 Thu 13th Jul 201738 answers, last by murraymints 17:59 Thu 13th Jul 2017
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mikey4444

Theresa May 'shed A Tear' At Election Exit Poll

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40592808 "It took a few minutes for it to sink in," she told BBC Radio 5 Live's Emma Barnett, because "we didn't see that result coming". She can say that again !...
10:37 Thu 13th Jul 201734 answers, last by gulliver1 08:34 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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Patsy33

Dirty Dave.

Dirty Dave the flasher was thinking of retiring. But he thought he'd stick it out for one more year.
21:54 Wed 12th Jul 20177 answers, last by Jordyboy9 11:25 Thu 13th Jul 2017
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Patsy33

Accident..

I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s not buying it. In fact, he’s still making fun of me....
11:13 Wed 12th Jul 20173 answers, last by zebo 09:20 Thu 13th Jul 2017
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Patsy33

Another Bit Of Fun..

Things you would never hear a construction boss say.....
21:01 Tue 11th Jul 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 10:43 Wed 12th Jul 2017
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queenofmean

Off To A Flying Start

Get into work...open up the shop...no problem. Come back in trying to sort out the Wireless and The Music so they will attempt to connect with each other...lady comes in Good Morning May I have a...
09:02 Wed 12th Jul 20178 answers, last by queenofmean 10:52 Wed 12th Jul 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Prostitute!

An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a prostitute, and I charge £100...
06:59 Wed 12th Jul 20176 answers, last by cath16 15:22 Sun 30th Jul 2017
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andy-hughes

Media Player For Laptop

I am using my daughter's laptop while I am abroad. I have had to uninstall the media player on the laptop, it was corrupted, and won't play anything. How can I download a decent free dvd player that...
03:20 Wed 12th Jul 20175 answers, last by andy-hughes 03:58 Thu 13th Jul 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Mummy!

What type of music do mummies listen to? WRAP MUSIC!...
11:15 Tue 11th Jul 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 16:14 Tue 11th Jul 2017

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