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Patsy33

Have You Ever Gone Home With Someone Elses Luggage??

About Two weeks ago had a nightmare journey back from Paddington after visiting my daughter. I won't go into too much detail but train cancelled due to driver not showing up! So had to hop on another...
13:54 Thu 05th Oct 201755 answers, last by gness 18:58 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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albaqwerty

Mint Taste From Lips

well, it's not really a taste, just a hint of an aroma and no, haven't got toothpaste all over the place. Licking lips and no, there's no taste, it's definitely just the aroma, been on-going for about...
13:50 Thu 05th Oct 20178 answers, last by Khandro 08:14 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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albaqwerty

Nice Surprise Yesterday.

put hand in jacket pocket, pulled out a £10, very nice. Put boots on, hand back in pocket to take £10 out and put n purse. It was a fiver. hohum, however, it turns out in total it was £15. And no,...
11:00 Thu 05th Oct 201769 answers, last by mccfluff 14:30 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Chocolate!

My wife asked me, "Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?" "No, don't be silly" I replied, "I ate it on the sofa."...
07:00 Thu 05th Oct 201714 answers, last by Shaglene 14:27 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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EcclesCake

Unicorn Obsession

Can anyone explain why there seems to be an obsession with unicorns of late? Facebook and other social media sites seem to be overrun with posts about unicorns....
19:18 Wed 04th Oct 201775 answers, last by pixie374 18:20 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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mikey4444

Good Morning Early Birds !

Morning All ! Boaty is late on parade today, so I thought I would kick the ball off for a change. Its still pitch dark outside and its been raining all night.Swansea looks to be sunny today, although...
04:12 Thu 05th Oct 201776 answers, last by albaqwerty 13:11 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Quit My Job!

I've just quit my job at a helium balloon factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice!...
19:38 Tue 03rd Oct 201754 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 05:25 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Kromovaracun

May Handed P45 By Protester

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-speech-live-protester-interrupt-fake-p45-simon-brodkin-a7982421.html I can't think of a way to spin this into a question, sorry. I just...
11:26 Wed 04th Oct 201791 answers, last by jno 11:01 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Burnt Ends Of Beef...

seems to be all the rage at the moment. Has anyone here tried it or recommend it ?...
17:56 Wed 04th Oct 201719 answers, last by pastafreak 08:49 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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vernonk

Celebrities And Their Kids!

On Radio 2, Chris Evans involves his son on his show and bangs on about his family, Vanessa Feltz ditto with her daughters, even Anneka rIce natters about her kids. On Loose Women, Nadia Sawhala had...
12:28 Tue 03rd Oct 201718 answers, last by andy-hughes 21:25 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

A Sensuous Wife...................

After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom. With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No,"...
15:06 Wed 04th Oct 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 15:37 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Lost An Arm To A Snake Bite.

My mate lost an arm to a snake bite. He had twelve pints of the stuff and fell through a window....
09:08 Wed 04th Oct 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 14:53 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Look Sexy

Mrs c told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I drunk 10 pints of lager and got drunk.!
13:12 Wed 04th Oct 201713 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:37 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Just Got

Just got through to the next round of the fetish wear cup, I’m in the semi vinyls....
08:02 Wed 04th Oct 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 14:30 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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browndmb

Wireless Keyboard

Have just been setting up my logitech keyboard and mouse and put the usb into my computer and does that now live in the computer or once it is set can I remove it There is a home inside the mouse...
12:36 Wed 04th Oct 20174 answers, last by Tuvok 18:24 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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melv16

A Recent Survey...

... Has discovered that overweight women live longer than the men who suggested that they were...
10:27 Wed 04th Oct 20172 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 11:57 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

George Clooney

You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
09:40 Wed 04th Oct 201716 answers, last by Patsy33 11:44 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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TWR

This Might Be A Bit Early But

are you cutting back on Christmas costs this year? On what?...
17:40 Tue 03rd Oct 201783 answers, last by hereIam 14:07 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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marval

I Am Going

I am going to London tomorrow While I am there I am going to buy some relish I was not sure where to get it But my friend said the best place to find some is Piccalilli Circus....
17:25 Tue 03rd Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:33 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Wife Has Packed Her Bags

My wife has packed her bags and gone!! Just because of my fetish with touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now....
16:14 Tue 03rd Oct 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 17:29 Tue 03rd Oct 2017

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