I've made a salad, cooked new potatoes, and scrubbed bakers, made two strawberry cheesecakes, vanilla ice cream and there's loads of fruit like raspberries, apples, pears, blackberries and rhubarb....
Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And...
to attract the oppossite sex???...a girl i knew [and liked in the 70s] had a crush om starsky of starsky and hutch,so i went and had a perm done to look like him,or so i thought,..when she saw me she...
Got a computer game for my iPad HD pinball ..very good game ...but how the he'll can your ball get stuck in a software game ? Mine just has ....it is jammed under a little spinning flap ...you can see...
Phlegmy phlegmy custard, phlegmy phlegmy pie, all mixed up with a dead dogs eye, stir it thin, stir it thick, then wash it down with a warm cup of sick. Weren't we delightful as kids!! Blame Bigfoot,...
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going...
Yesterday I had to run to catch a train and I found that I had to hold my boobs because thay were bouncing around so much .
BTW I'm a 52 year old male ....
Starters: seafood cocktail OR Nettle and wild herb soup OR Crudites (vegetable sticks) with dips - Hummous (with tahini) spicy three bean and cream cheese with garlic and herbs Mains: Roast leg of...
Afternoon All. From BoingBoing: Two police officers stopped a teenaged freelance photographer from taking pictures of police cadets marching in an Armed Forces Day in London. The officers claimed...