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Remembering Shane Warne

Funny story about the late Shane Warne. Warnes team mates were perplexed to see Shane with women's panties on his arm. Shane bowled a few overs but no one dare ask him about the panties. Finally Ricky...

Rondy

Priest And A Nun

Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the Third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their...

Bert45

Is It Just Me?

There are at least two TV programmes ( This Morning - Lynsey Crombie "Queen of Clean" and Filthy House SOS) where they recommend sodium bicarbonate and lemon juice or vinegar as home-made cleaners....

lady-janine

Very Sad News

I have just been informed by a friend and neighbour of Boatys that he had died. He has been in very poor health recently as you all know. I have been in touch with both Boaty and his friends to try...

Tilly2

Broklyn Beckham's Wedding.

I don't know if this has been discussed on here but I just wanted to say that $3m, for a wedding, in these current climes, is sickeningly appalling....

abbeyleigh

Is This Guy Making Excuses?

I've been on and off dating this guy for 2 years and on and off talking to him or others now I'm trying to get make an effort and get serious with him as he said he was always asking me out so now I'm...

ichkeria

Boris Johnson's Cock

The shiny cock that the PM was seen holding in his hand in a Kyiv street on Saturday afternoon was not the actual one rescued from a Kyiv apartment kitchen, but rather a specially commissioned one....

barry1010

Prisoner Identifies As A Baby

How far should prison officers go to accommodate those identifying as babies? This prisoner has a dummy and blended food...

megfitz

Books For Reluctant Readers

My 8 yr old boy can read but is reluctant to do so, he enjoys being read to .I’m looking for books that will encourage him to voluntarily pick one up and dive in. We’ve read all Enid Blyton, some...

piggynose

The Police

just pulled me over and said "Papers?" I said "Scissors, I win! " and drove off. I think he wants a rematch-he´s been chasing me for the last 45minutes!...

Rondy

Assault Charge

A woman walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked. "In the park...

windywillow

Are There Any Window Cleaners On Board Please?

Can you recommend a window scrubber and squeegee please? I'm struggling to find a window cleaner in my area so I have decided to have a go at doing them myself. I live in a bungalow, so that's a plus....

Canary42

Just When We Thought This Stupid Dame Couldn't Get Any More Wrapped Up In Herself . . . .

. . . we are told that she "treated herself" to a new Ferrari because of "all that she's gone through recently". And she can't drive it on public roads because she's banned. How daft can you get. The...

maggiebee

Old News

Oh dear! https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/06/royal-family-prince-charles-wrote-letters-to-jimmy-savile-16414228/?fbclid=IwAR37faBZV2ngvQJ1nfxtW3tkF662BPy6KR2JOnWqV0MlrFujNMKf13_Mq4s...

Khandro

Abigail's Party

I have just discovered it is available on YouTube, does anyone remember it?

Canary42

Plastic Roads Claim. Is It Authentic ?

This came up in my Facebook today. I wonder how authentic the claim is. If it's correct, then why aren't we doing it. Vested interests perhaps. https://ibb.co/Msttx3L...

david small

Broken Bones Knitting?

My brother has been laying on a hospital bed for sixteen days tomorrow. His shattered ankle and shattered elbow have yet to be operated on. I’m very concerned about the bone fragments fusing. This...

tourdeforce

Water Freezing While In Fridge.

Hi Folks, For the past 12 months, I have been putting a 2 litre bottle of water in the fridge at work, (which I fill up from a tap) to have to drink for the following day. However, for the past couple...

emily1890

What Does Everyone Think Of Bruce Willis

do you like him?. favorite movie he's in? I liked the sixth sense, but didn't really follow him as an actor...

wiltsman

Advice On Whether To Use A Smart Meter

We've always been against having a Smart Meter fitted in the house, but recently with the escalating gas and electric prices, we're having second thoughts. We're worried how accurate estimated...

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