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Patsy33

Carpenter

Paid up front for the carpenter to make me a double bed. The swine has done a bunk!......
15:22 Mon 09th Sep 201916 answers, last by Spicerack 03:33 Tue 10th Sep 2019
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marval

Have A Laugh

I was driving along today when a cop stopped me. "Papers" he said as I wound down my window. "Scissors" I replied, "I win" and with that I drove off. He must have wanted a rematch because he kept...
18:51 Mon 09th Sep 20194 answers, last by Canary42 20:42 Mon 09th Sep 2019
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naomi24

When Did You Last Use A Public Telephone?

A discussion on radio this morning about BT’s intention to remove a number of the remaining telephone boxes posed the question, ‘When did you last use a public telephone?’ Should they be...
14:46 Mon 09th Sep 201941 answers, last by bodeker 22:39 Mon 09th Sep 2019
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mushroom25

Woman Marries Tree.....

Barking? https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/woman-who-married-tree-merseyside-16882095 takes all sorts I suppose - at least she'll know her husband can sport a tremendous woody...…....
18:43 Mon 09th Sep 201912 answers, last by Patsy33 19:14 Mon 09th Sep 2019
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Bigbad

John Bercow Will Stand Down

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49639828...
15:48 Mon 09th Sep 201951 answers, last by hereIam 08:52 Tue 10th Sep 2019
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marval

A New Shop

A new shop has just opened near me. It supplies cheap goods to women in exchange for naked photos of themselves. It is called Tit for Tat....
16:18 Sun 08th Sep 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:26 Sun 08th Sep 2019
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marval

Live Webcams

Does anybody on here like watching live webcams? I find them quite interesting. I watch a couple on the Norfolk Broads, and there is one site where there are loads from all around the world. I watched...
14:53 Sun 08th Sep 201915 answers, last by Fiona21 15:09 Mon 08th May 2023
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charliesteve

00 Gauge Model Railway

Hi I am currently building a 00 Gauge model railway. It has two ovals joined by points. I have a controller for power to the inside oval and a Link Wire assembly to get power to the other track. Is it...
08:55 Sun 08th Sep 20194 answers, last by sddsddean 17:51 Mon 09th Sep 2019
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MWG14

74Yr Old First Time Mother

I see that a 74yr old Indian woman has given birth to twins after IVF treatment. Her husband is 80 and they were married in 1962. Surely this can't be right?...
18:35 Fri 06th Sep 201952 answers, last by MWG14 20:57 Sat 14th Sep 2019
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ToraToraTora

Ed Can We Have An A B Poll On How People Are Going To Vote In The Imminent G E?

thanks
11:54 Fri 06th Sep 201957 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 20:47 Fri 06th Sep 2019
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Baldric

To Dye Or Not To Dye ....

.... that is the question. Mrs B. was standing behind me today while I was sat in kitchen having breakfast. Her comment was, "You're starting to go grey have you considered dying it?" The answer was...
17:56 Thu 05th Sep 201960 answers, last by Ryzen 10:50 Fri 06th Sep 2019
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marval

Four For The Price Of One

As I handed my partner his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know, one would have been enough.” My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was...
19:06 Tue 03rd Sep 20193 answers, last by Canary42 07:31 Thu 05th Sep 2019
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1ozzy

If I Was A Moderator..

.. Every now and then I would close an innocuous thread. Just to keep the conspiracy theories alive and humming. After all, AB needs [i]click[i] traffic to pay the bills....
06:30 Thu 05th Sep 201941 answers, last by 1ozzy 11:25 Thu 05th Sep 2019
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maggiebee

Only In Trumpland

Read this on Yahoo News - could it be true? A Roman Catholic school in Nashville, Tennessee, has removed all Harry Potter books from its library, over concerns that they contain actual spells and...
17:12 Mon 02nd Sep 201912 answers, last by hereIam 16:54 Tue 03rd Sep 2019
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Chipchopper

Coffee Shop

Starbucks have now introduced a range of laxative coffee's......Ready To Go!
20:15 Sun 01st Sep 20199 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:12 Sat 07th Sep 2019
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Patsy33

Removed

Algebra will be removed from maths lessons in every school, nobody knows y.
20:27 Sat 31st Aug 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 18:15 Sun 01st Sep 2019
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Pixiegirl

Tell Me The Best Way Of Forgetting Someone You Love And Move On

You know there are times when we need to be away from the people we love in order to save them from further danger or issues , but it always ends up only being me who gets to understand this and the...
10:56 Fri 30th Aug 201921 answers, last by Bobbisox1 11:50 Mon 02nd Sep 2019
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Canary42

Permission To Publish Pictures ?

Often when publishing my pics on the internet I blur out stranger's faces as I am unsure of GDPR rules in this respect. But the headline picture currently on this link (BBC do change them so may not...
13:26 Sat 31st Aug 201915 answers, last by Peter Pedant 08:41 Mon 02nd Sep 2019
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kat1

Fiat 500 Lounge

Anyone know how the lights work, just bought a 65 plate & struggling to work them out? Thanks...
11:22 Sat 31st Aug 20196 answers, last by kat1 17:45 Sat 31st Aug 2019
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mushroom25

Samaritans Get Into Bed With Paddy Power Betfair

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-49511611 a good idea for the charity to work with the betting industry to offer insight into managing the vulnerable? or a reputationally destructive move for the...
11:37 Sat 31st Aug 201930 answers, last by teacake44 17:41 Sat 31st Aug 2019

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