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Just seen a clip from Nearest and Dearest. Any of you remember Nellie Pledge? She was always herring her words mixed up. An old relative of mine liked to add coupons ( croutons) to her soup! My MIL,...
My favourite recently - the Guardian and reported in Private Eye. 'The Norfolk police breathalysed both Prince Philip and the female driver of the Kia. Both were found to be negative. This is a first...
I was recently asked when coming out of a Greggs bakery in Edinburgh,sir do you know who will benefit from the money you spent in there? I didn’t but I do now,so my question is should this have been...
When did you learn to swim, if ever? Were you taught at school, by parents or did it come naturally? I only learnt at the age of 26 when a neighbour taught my son in her pool. During school swimming...
Every time I hear a politician say “Now let me be absolutely clear”, I can practically guarantee the next thing I hear is going to be a lie.
What expressions make your toes curl?...
A child with Special Needs falls when being assisted in boarding or alighting a school Minibus and hits their head - what is the correct procedure for the PA and Driver to follow ?
How and why did they start? Why do we have mint sauce with lamb, cranberry sauce with chicken and turkey, apple sauce with pork etc? What started it all?
I must admit I do hold some sympathy. Whilst I certainly do not condone homophobia I really dont think schools should be promoting LGBT propaganda for children as young as this. But will the Muslims...
Bought anew MW From Asda,Click n Collect. A basic one. Believe it or not It’s not heating food. Set it fo 2 minutes on full power. Food barely warm. With factory inspection and quality control Is...
I rarely do a proper Sunday lunch but today I did, of a sort. We had M&S ham hock with apple and cranberries, beer battered onion rings a la sainsburys, roasties thanks to good old aunt Bessie, and...
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What with all the very odd decisions coming out of the parole board of late is it time to sweep away this TROB infested useless shower?...
LONDON (Reuters) - British officials have revived Cold War emergency plans to relocate the royal family should there be riots in London if Britain suffers a disruptive departure from the European...
Why don't more people use this facility in supermarkets ? Why load stuff in a trolley , only to then unload it back into a conveyor belt , to then load it again in your bags ? Is it the same in the...