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Death Race

Did you watch `Death Race` on Sky Premier this evening? Wow, just like when I used to go to work each morning with the wife driving. Fantastic.
23:48 Tue 25th Aug 2009
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Jumping Jack Rabbit

Two Buck rabbits came across a row of Does that were nibbling lettuce along a wire fence One Buck said "I`ll start at this end and I`ll meet you in the middle" Off they went "Thankyou mam, thankyou...
16:55 Tue 25th Aug 20096 answers, last by marval 17:14 Tue 25th Aug 2009
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Google Earth Problem

Why doesn`t the navigation symbols for up and down, tilt, rotate, and zoom show as they used to up in the right corner of the screen? I have 4.3 version. Hey ACtheTroll, many thanks for sorting out my...
17:01 Mon 24th Aug 20092 answers, last by carlton23 23:46 Mon 24th Aug 2009
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Easy Photo Print

I have lost my Easy Photo Print which I have always used to print very good photo`s and I can`t find the way to restore it, can you help please. I have tried Pareologic to no avail and also the...
00:06 Sat 22nd Aug 20097 answers, last by ACtheTROLL 20:41 Mon 24th Aug 2009
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DVD Shrink

What is it and what does it do? When I click on it it is empty and when I click to uninstall it, it states, `This will affect everyone that uses this computer` As nobody else uses my PC should I...
23:55 Fri 21st Aug 20093 answers, last by jeffmatt 08:15 Tue 08th Sep 2009
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True Blood

Who sings the fabulous song `I want to do bad things to you` at the beginning,it sounds like Garth Brooks, is it him?
23:25 Fri 21st Aug 20092 answers, last by carlton23 00:07 Sat 22nd Aug 2009
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Litttle Harry

Harry was doing what young teenagers do in the bath, when his mother caught him and gave him a smacking saying "You are a dirty boy and you`ll go blind" to which Harry replied "It`s mine, and I`ll...
23:28 Thu 20th Aug 20093 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:19 Mon 07th Nov 2011
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Dyson Vac

Is the roller ball Dyson as good as they say? Only reply if you have one please. I have the old DC1 but the wife wants a new one.
00:01 Wed 19th Aug 20095 answers, last by carlton23 13:50 Thu 20th Aug 2009
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Safety First

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The brickwork was so incorrect He won a grand with Claims Direct
12:43 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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Mary again

Mary had a little lamb It`s fleece was all white and wispy Untill it caught Foot and Mouth Now it`s Black and Crispy
12:36 Mon 17th Aug 20093 answers, last by denis567 20:47 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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Jacks Back

Jack and Jill went up the hill And planned to do some kissing Jack made a pass and grabbed Jills @ss Now all his teeth are missing.
12:25 Mon 17th Aug 20093 answers, last by carlton23 12:32 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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Now, Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun, Jill the dill Forgot her pill So now they have a son.
12:21 Mon 17th Aug 20093 answers, last by carlton23 12:49 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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Georgie Porgie

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boy`s came out to play He kissed them too Cus he was gay.
12:13 Mon 17th Aug 20092 answers, last by carlton23 12:17 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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Mary`s Lamb 2

Mary had a little lamb It bumped into a pylon 1000 volts went pu it`s @rse Which changed it`s wool to nylon
12:06 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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Mary`s little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead But she still take it to her school Between two chunks of bread.
11:58 Mon 17th Aug 20098 answers, last by marval 12:15 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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Old Age Symptoms

There are three symptoms of old age approaching, firstly, a loss of memory......................!!!!!!!!??????. I forget the other two
11:44 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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Social Sevices

When I retired I went to the SS to ask about my pension and the woman asked for proof of my age, which, being a forgetful person I had forgotten to take any with me. On seeing my frustration she asked...
23:52 Sat 15th Aug 2009
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Rear Ender

I had to make an emergency stop in my car this morning, and a car smashed into my rear-end. A tiny man got out and stormed up to me and shouted "I`M NOT HAPPY` so I said "Which one are you then"? And...
23:36 Sat 15th Aug 2009
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Who To Be A ..............

My wife and I were watching `Who Wants to be a Millionaire` which bores me, so I asked if she would like to make love, "No" was her rapid reply, so I said I would like to phone a friend. That`s when...
23:26 Sat 15th Aug 20092 answers, last by carlton23 10:38 Sun 16th Aug 2009
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Gone Fishing

I got up early last Saturday morning to go fishing but when I got outside the house it started to pour with rain so I waited for an hour to see if it would stop, which it didn`t, so I decided to go...
23:10 Sat 15th Aug 2009

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