A rich bloke from Barnsley goes into a jewelers' shop & asks."Can tha make a gold statue of mi dog"? Jeweler replies. "18 carat "? "Nay lad" says the rich bloke. "Chewin a bone".
someone I know has committed a large scale fraud. he has entered a guilty plea at magistrate's court and the hearing will be in a few weeks at crown court. he is expecting a prison sentence. so far he...
My door frames go up to the ceiling and I don't know how to finish them of properly so they look nice. They don't look right with a straight cut but an angled cut doesn't look right either. Any...
I have just had a Kit Kat that was all chocolate, with no wafer, should i be disppointed becuase i have only had half a kit kat or pleased cause i have had more chocolate. What would you be?
Please help me its really getting me down. Throughout my house is painted magnolia, a few weeks ago we decided to re fresh the house by painting it over magnolia Silk. It looks worse now than before,...
Most men are turned on if a woman wears high heels, stockings or suspenders. What can a man wear that helps turn a woman on? In past decades, a shirt unbuttoned to the navel was considered masculine,...
my friend wrote down his daughters name and gave it to a tattooist to do on his neck. a few days later he realised it was spelt wrong. went back down to the tatto place and checked the name he wrote...
Has anyone used this product to transform their kitchen worktops to granite? You just put it over your existing worktop. Looks good in the sales stuff but at ?600/m2 it ain't cheap but then again -...
I have just finished getting the manky wallpaper off my kitchen walls only to find that there is a sort of wood effect plastic stuff stuck on underneath! No wonder it took me ages to get the wallpaper...
Hi, We have waxed an expensive door and the colour is awful now it's finished. Does anyone have any advice to correct? Would buying another colour look right? It seems to me not being an expert, once...
We have a large allotment. Due to neglect of the neighbouring plot BY THE COUNCIL ( when the lady who had the next door plot gave it up, the council said they were going to use it to extend the car...
My daughter is trying to paint previously stained and varnished white internal doors and although she sanded them before beginning, yellow staining is coming through the white gloss paint almost...
Has anyone got any recommendations for the best white gloss, that stays looking white? It doesnt matter what ones I use they go discoloured after 6 months, I want it staying bright and clean...
I was unaware these existed until recently. Basically an item of ladies underwear, possibly called a "teddy" with gusset poppers???? My questions: 1) During foreplay whose job is it to pop them open?...
Thought it time to kick a new one off. Did my BTO tetrad (2km square) survey this morning. Nothing greatly out of the ordinary and its hard to count birds with the trees in full leaf! Plenty of the...
my other half has done today the shopping cleaned the rabbit out cut the grass fixed my bike now he is cooking a roast din ....i have spent most off the day on computer....what can i do tonight to say...
