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How Do-

How do you start a milk pudding race ? Just say-go!

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Loo Cleaner

I was looking for a good loo cleaner, so I asked a lady at the supermarket, "which is the best stuff for cleaning the loo" she said "ammonia cleaner" I said "sorry I thought you worked... ...

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Floor Lamp

Hi, I want to rewire an old floor lamp (UK) type. Do I need an earth wire in the cable, and how many amps dose the fuse need to be?. TIA

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Catering Job

I saw a vacancy was on offer at a local sandwich makers, so I gave them a call to inquire about the position. They got back to and said "sorry the role has been filled"

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Drastic Fall In Numbers Of 80%

of butterflies and bees! What can we do to address the situation?

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At The Library

I went to the library in search of book about Native American tribes, so I asked the Liberian if she could help me find it, and she said "do you have the authors name ?" I said I think it was... ...

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Portly pensioner Pete was shocked when he saw the state of his latest bank balance, and demanded to his long-suffering wife. "What the heck have you been doing with all that grocery money I gave... ...

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I Was Talking To My Neighbour Over The Garden Fence,

And He told me he has a job working volunteer in the local park clearing rubbish. The boss handed him a litter stick and a bag and said "no experience needed, just pick it up as you go... ...

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Yorkshire Pudings In The Usa

Are they the same as "popovers"?

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Lamp Standard Replacement Kit

I'm looking to replace the cable and switch to my existing floor standing lamp shade. Recommendations please

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Traffic News

A lorry shed its load of vickes nasal spray on the motorway. Police reported the congestion is now clearing

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O A P Party Hop

The dance floor suddenly went quiet down at the care home when Doris shouted to old Fred, "NO...NO...I SAID I'VE GOT ACUTE ANGINA!"

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Where Do I Stand

The perils of buying goods online. I bought a patio/bistro set, and was not told in which country it was made, or that it would arrive it a flat pack. Also, it was impossible to assemble due to... ...

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Golf Again

When the missus saw me getting my golfing gear ready, she said, "Not golf again? You played all day yesterday" I said yeah, but we are doing the second hole today!

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What The....

I just took a peek out of the kitchen window, and I saw a magpie prancing around on the lawn with a large chip, lengthways in it beak. I thought to myself, toucan play at this game!

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Good Morning Early Birds

Another day dawn. Hope you enjoy whatever you've planned, or unplanned

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Grass Snakes

Are grass snakes known to eat fish ?

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Good Morning,Feathered Worm Seekers

Hope the sun shines for you today. Isn't it ironic ?, I bought a strong pair of snips, to open some tough plastic packaging, and spent the next half hour trying to cut through the sealed plastic... ...

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Tell Me Straight Doc

A man made an appointment with his doctor after he kept seeing cream cakes floating about in the corners of his eyes. Dr said not to worry its just your profiterole vision.

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Loo Cleaner

Floor Lamp

Catering Job

Drastic Fall In Numbers Of 80%

At The Library

The Mirror Never Lies

I Was Talking To My Neighbour Over The Garden Fence,

Yorkshire Pudings In The Usa

Lamp Standard Replacement Kit

Traffic News

O A P Party Hop

Where Do I Stand

Golf Again

What The....

Good Morning Early Birds

Grass Snakes

Good Morning,Feathered Worm Seekers

Tell Me Straight Doc

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