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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning all, no boaty as yet so thought to get things going...
07:06 Thu 08th Apr 202119 answers, last by emmie 08:04 Thu 08th Apr 2021
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Hopkirk

Three Shops

Now I'm getting older, I find I only need three shops. Specsavers, Boots and Greggs. All I need is specs and drugs and sausage rolls....
00:09 Thu 08th Apr 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 10:11 Thu 08th Apr 2021
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Chipchopper

I Can't Hold Back Thr Tears

My wife left me while I was painting the ceiling, I was overcome with emulsion....
07:44 Wed 07th Apr 20218 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:34 Wed 07th Apr 2021
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Sunk

George Galloway Could Cost Scottish Tories 6 Seats.

https://www.thenational.scot/news/19212687.scottish-tories-fear-losing-six-seats-george-galloways-party/ Who’d have thunk it?...
14:23 Wed 07th Apr 202130 answers, last by emmie 10:22 Fri 09th Apr 2021
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Chipchopper

Theamed Party

A friend and I went to a party, dressed as elves bet they wouldn't let us in. "Why have we been refused admission" I demanded!. The bouncer said "for a start, you don't look a bit like Elvis"...
08:49 Wed 07th Apr 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:53 Wed 07th Apr 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. The sky was clear a wee while ago, it ain't now! Cloud creeping in. Frost on everything outside. So it's eskimo kit when I go out. Nothing easel to talk about really, so have a happy day...
06:20 Wed 07th Apr 202161 answers, last by emmie 07:45 Wed 07th Apr 2021
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HFJL2020

Plums

my plum tree had no plums lasr year this year i ts full of white flowers does that mean i will get plenty plums...
19:20 Mon 05th Apr 20216 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:42 Tue 06th Apr 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. It's just beginning to get light. A hard frost is about, so I'm not going out too early! Some shoplifting to do today. More expense! Nothing on the calendar, but that has a habit of changing...
05:48 Tue 06th Apr 202159 answers, last by New Judge 12:00 Tue 06th Apr 2021
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Patsy33

Have You Seen..

I've just been talking to a Chinese drug addict. He said "have you seen my cocaine" ?. I said " No , not since he starred in Zulu".......
11:26 Mon 05th Apr 20212 answers, last by davebro 14:52 Mon 05th Apr 2021
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Rondy

The Bank Robbery

The Scotland yard detective was questioning the bank teller after the bank had been robbed for the third time in a month by what appeared to be the same bandit. "Did you notice anything special about...
11:53 Mon 05th Apr 20212 answers, last by Bazile 14:38 Mon 05th Apr 2021
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Chipchopper

Double Take

I thought I saw Van Morison in the street the other day, then I suddenly realized It was a Morison's van in my rearview mirror
08:45 Mon 05th Apr 20218 answers, last by Patsy33 11:24 Mon 05th Apr 2021
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DTCwordfan

Gmeb Again

Morning all, seems Boaty is down in the bunker again, fuelling his sleep up.7 Very grey and windy here, the only way being down today as this, apparently, is the warmest part of the day - due to go to...
07:06 Mon 05th Apr 202157 answers, last by emmie 08:30 Mon 05th Apr 2021
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Chipchopper

Poor Robin

Just to ask people to keep an eye out for robins. At this time of the year, they are particularly vulnerable when they are looking for potential nesting sites, and can be easily become locked in sheds...
17:58 Sun 04th Apr 20215 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:14 Sun 04th Apr 2021
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DTCwordfan

Such A Truism.....

One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?". Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner. "Being British is about...
21:35 Sat 03rd Apr 202115 answers, last by Patsy33 09:54 Sun 04th Apr 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. A hard frost this morning, but the sun will soon see that off, when it comes over the hilltop! Any time now! I'll wait until it's a lot warmer to go out! Mighty have lunch out, if I can find...
06:57 Sun 04th Apr 202169 answers, last by emmie 09:13 Sun 04th Apr 2021
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zabado

Onion Sets.

I have a small strip of land (8m x1m) down the side of my house but it only gets the sun in the early morning and late afternoon. Is there a variety of onion set that would be suitable to grow there....
15:37 Thu 01st Apr 20217 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:41 Sat 03rd Apr 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. Yesterday wasn't too bad, I'll be happy if today is like it too. A wee bit lie in this morning, I was so cosy I thought Id have another half an hour. Most enjoyable. Some shoplifting to do...
06:32 Sat 03rd Apr 202173 answers, last by emmie 09:50 Sat 03rd Apr 2021
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tooj

Alsteriomera Plants

I have such a plant in the pot (14'' wide. 12'' high) bought with the plant. This will be the third year in this pot. Will it keep flowering where it is if I feed it or should I tip it out and try to...
15:35 Thu 01st Apr 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:18 Fri 02nd Apr 2021
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DTCwordfan

Good Morning Early Birds

Boaty doesn't seem to be about and Emmis hasn't yet pounced, so I'll get things moving. Happy Good Friday to all - and think of all those folk in the Philippines who are nuts enough to have themselves...
06:54 Fri 02nd Apr 202154 answers, last by emmie 08:29 Fri 02nd Apr 2021
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megfitz

Dangerous For Dogs

My 7 month old Spaniel puppy found a chunk of Holly branch , it’s about 2 inches thick and 3 inches long e’s really enjoying gnawing it ..... is it harmful, ....should I take it away,? the hide chews...
19:00 Thu 01st Apr 20217 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:56 Fri 02nd Apr 2021

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