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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Winter has arrived with a vengeance! I still have some shoplifting to do though. I'll be back to my cosy nest soonest though! One of the wheelie bins is full of water where the top got blown...
06:06 Tue 29th Dec 2020161 answers, last by Rosetta 20:08 Tue 29th Dec 2020
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Jomlett

Treat...

I remember one Christmas in the 70's when my sister was only 6. She got a peanut stuck in her ear and it could not be dislodged. My dad poured some chocolate in her ear and it came out a treat!
13:19 Sun 27th Dec 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:12 Mon 28th Dec 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. Just looked out the window, it's snowing, but it won't settle. After the storm I went out the back to discover one bin blown over and the contents strewn about, the other one, too heavy to...
06:37 Mon 28th Dec 2020167 answers, last by emmie 16:34 Mon 28th Dec 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Boxing day. I hope everyone had a happy day yesterday. I had a quiet one, just what I wanted! :o} I'd like today to be the same. I've got a wee bit of running around to do, but I won't be out too...
06:35 Sat 26th Dec 2020259 answers, last by emmie 18:08 Sat 26th Dec 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Happy Birthday to Minty xxx and Emmie xxx I hope it's a lovely day for you both. xxx...
07:02 Fri 25th Dec 2020118 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:50 Fri 25th Dec 2020
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Chipchopper

Sheer Lunacy

A husband and his wife were sitting at the breakfast table one morning, when the wife, Suddenly, out of the blue says "Honey, I was to die would you remarry ?". The husband looks over the top of his...
22:56 Wed 23rd Dec 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:37 Fri 25th Dec 2020
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naomi24

Favourite Tipples

I read somewhere that Diana Rigg’s favourite tipple was a cocktail of ‘one part Cointreau, the rest Prosecco’. Has anyone tried that? I might give it a go....
13:08 Thu 24th Dec 202025 answers, last by LadyCG 17:45 Thu 24th Dec 2020
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Hopkirk

Best Christmas Song

Another Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter
12:04 Thu 24th Dec 202019 answers, last by Ken4155 13:20 Thu 24th Dec 2020
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Patsy33

Newspaper

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers The Times are rough.....
11:20 Thu 24th Dec 20208 answers, last by shoota 13:16 Thu 24th Dec 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday aka Christmas Eve. After yesterdays nonstop rain, there are some stars twinkling in the sky this morning. Hopefully it will stay dry. Just the paper to collect and my order from the butcher,...
06:27 Thu 24th Dec 2020205 answers, last by emmie 10:04 Thu 24th Dec 2020
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Rondy

A New Hearing Aid

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn't want to spend a lot of money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesman. "Anything from £2 to £2,000." "Can I see the £2 model?"...
19:51 Wed 23rd Dec 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:05 Wed 23rd Dec 2020
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jennyjoan

Turkey Crown

First time I am cooking above and I always cook night before. When I heat the cooked turkey I can get away with heating it up (slices) in gravy. However I would like to heat it without gravy. I don't...
11:43 Wed 23rd Dec 202011 answers, last by Paigntonian 17:26 Wed 23rd Dec 2020
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melv16

Met A...

.... Bloke today who's been off work so long, he's developed a Scouse accent.
00:57 Wed 23rd Dec 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:46 Wed 23rd Dec 2020
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Bazile

Handles For Forks

Four Candles https://ibb.co/mzcqVrT...
11:03 Wed 23rd Dec 202016 answers, last by ParsleyDumpling 16:38 Wed 23rd Dec 2020
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Bobbisox1

Songs With Colours In The Title

I'm feeling festive ,so White Christmas :0)...
21:11 Mon 21st Dec 2020165 answers, last by Mexican18 19:04 Tue 22nd Dec 2020
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Hopkirk

Good King Wenceslas

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
10:50 Tue 22nd Dec 20208 answers, last by Ken4155 00:17 Wed 23rd Dec 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. I've got GP appointment this morning. I'm actually looking forward to it, my GP is gorgeous! :o} Just a routine chat. Must remember to take a Christmas card. No doubt I'll be ordered to slow...
06:29 Tue 22nd Dec 2020204 answers, last by emmie 10:36 Tue 22nd Dec 2020
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Bobbisox1

C,Mom, Lets Have A Jolly Thread :O)

Like Can you remember you first kiss or your first record or your *first* anything???? My first kiss was at a youth club, a church hall , they always hed little rooms going off them didn't they? He...
15:28 Mon 21st Dec 2020101 answers, last by Bbbananas 23:41 Mon 21st Dec 2020
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Chipchopper

Missheard News On The Radio

Boris Johnson, today failed to come to an agreement over fishing rights, with the French president mackerel today
20:52 Mon 21st Dec 20206 answers, last by zebo 12:22 Tue 22nd Dec 2020
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Bobbisox1

Driving Home For Christmas

https://ibb.co/qB0wmMy...
20:45 Sun 20th Dec 202030 answers, last by Bobbisox1 22:08 Sun 20th Dec 2020

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