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Patsy33
A man has died after falling in a vat of coffee, it was instant....
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Bobbisox1
I can't believe I'm opening Boatys thread this morning, every now and then I wake up early and can't get back to sleep again, this is the NOW, tiredness will come and bite me on the bum probably...
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Jacko439
I have bought two container plants which look very nice which my daughter also likes and I have said I would get two off for her when she moves into her new home, unfortunately I have no idea what...
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Chipchopper
There seems to be a vast range on the market, some with different numbers of holes punched in them etc. Can anyone recommend an assortment pack of five inch discs that are good value for money ? PS...
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marval
I popped into a travel agent and said, "I am thinking of going to Belgium." The assistant responded "Antwerp?" I said, "No, he doesn't want to go." I have just watched a film about a man who broke his...
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Rondy
My pal Paddy looked so puzzled sitting there in the pub with a pint in his hand. "What's up Paddy?" I asked. "Well," replied Paddy. "I can't explain why I've got three brothers but my sister says...
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waterboatman
Friday. All calm outside, just a very gentle breeze. If it stays like that all day I'll be happy enough! Nothing to do except collect the paper, no shoplifting needed...I think! Which usually means...
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marval
A drummer acquaintance of mine had a bit of an accident earlier. He tripped and fell over his fully assembled drum kit and accompanying congas, and received a nasty bang on his head He is now...
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Chipchopper
The family are sat round the table eating their lamb stew and dumplings. Young Johnny says "Mum what kind of meat is this, it's as tough as bricks!" Mother: "well the butcher said it was Lego lamb"...
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waterboatman
Thursday. All is calm outside, but dark, not a star in sight. I hope it stays dry. Warm would be nice too! Nothing urgent on the calendar, a couple of odd jobs that might get done. So it's collect the...
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Rondy
A girl sends her boyfriend a message saying: If you are sleeping send me your dream, If you are laughing send me your laugh and if you are crying send me your tears and her boyfriend send her a...
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waterboatman
Wednesday. The second effort, the laptop shut itself down while I was typing. how very rude! It's got a habit of doing that. Nothing on the calendar for today but that doesn't mean much. Just the...
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waterboatman
Tuesday. We've had some rain, but it's stopped now, for a while anyway! I can clean the rust off :o} I hope it stays dry I've got some shoplifting to do. After that no idea. A couple of phone calls to...
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Jomlett
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it is FOR BIDEN....
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Rosie29
I was watching this but missed something because I was talking on phone with TV sound off. It was about animals in towns and cities and I just turned the sound on again to hear David A say that this...
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sherrardk
I have a wren (or wrens - can’t tell, they look the same, seem to spend a lot of time on the hopping around my fence) and a robin visiting regularly. What’s the best way and thing to put out for them...
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retrocop
https://ibb.co/VDGqPgK https://ibb.co/p2rpN0X https://ibb.co/CKQTG8Y...
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waterboatman
No parade yesterday due to torrential rain. But I did pay homage to my brother and his friends murdered in Aden in the 1960's And three friends murdered in Northern Ireland in the 1970's. I'll never...
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Groupie
One of my blackcurrant bushes is full of buds as if it were spring. What can I do...
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waterboatman
Good morning everyone. Nearly afternoon now isn't it! I've just had the longest and best night's sleep in many years. Every night like that would be good! However I doubt it. Anyway, on with the...

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