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emmie
morning all, no boaty as yet, so what are your plans for the day
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Bazile
So , that's what it was ? Sitting down on the settee in the early hours of this morning with foot rest up Became aware of the fact that I was trying to move to get up , but couldn't move ,even though...
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DTCwordfan
My OH purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the...
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waterboatman
Soggy Tuesday. From the looks of it at the moment I'm not even going to get the paper this morning! The rain is horizontal. So it looks like making sure the recliner doesn't go walkabout. I don't...
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EdmundD
Pour a measure of whisky into a glass. Sniff it. If you can tell that it's whisky you are probably virus free. Now drink it. If it tastes like whisky you are probably virus free. I tested myself 9...
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waterboatman
Yesterday was lovely and sunny, this morning is all cloud, not raining...yet, but I think it's going to, usually just as I'm going out! I shouldn't be out long though. I hope! Just the usual...
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Canary42
How silly letting off fireworks this early. The ones round here last night frightened the cat so much it shot up the Christmas Tree and pulled it over.
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maggiebee
To celebrate becoming new leader of the opposition in Scotland, the conservative party were quick to release a tome of Dougie Ross's political career thus far... It's title is 'Gaslight By Fanny'
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Canary42
https://ibb.co/pW082w8...
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marval
A middle aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a house. He found the perfect house and was about to buy it when...
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malagabob
Haven’t visited for a while. Hope everyone is well. Torrential rain at 4 and 5 am woke me up. Have a good day everyone....
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albaqwerty
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!"...
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emmie
morning all, no boaty so I thought I would get us underway,...
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Bobbisox1
My grandson has passed all 5 subjects with 3 As and 2 Bs, we are so proud of him, he has a lovely caring nature and wants to be a Paramedic ,...
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Chipchopper
A friend of mine, who is a big fan of the rock band R.E.M. was telling me that he had managed to get tickets to see the band and also got backstage passes to meet the band, after their performance. He...
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zingo1327
hi guys. I demolished a greenhouse and am left with 9 2x2 base slabs which I would like to leave where thay are. Am I limited to putting potted tubs or bench seating on them or has anyone any creative...
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waterboatman
Wednesday. Lots of cloud about, I can just make out the hills. Not a lot on the calendar for today, just a bit of running around, but several phone calls to make. An enjoyable day yesterday, but...
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tiggerblue10
I've got a mortgage surveyor coming round tomorrow but there's been a mould smell coming from a cupboard under the stairs for a number of years. My dad has tried to locate the source of the smell but...
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waterboatman
I've had lots of fun (not) getting on here this morning. two hours! Gremlins having fun at boaty's expense! [i]whinge moan complain grumble[i] Lots of cloud about, but I think it's going to clear...
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emmie
morning one and all, no boaty as yet, I wonder if he has overslept...or computer problems again.

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