So , that's what it was ? Sitting down on the settee in the early hours of this morning with foot rest up Became aware of the fact that I was trying to move to get up , but couldn't move ,even though...
My OH purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the...
Soggy Tuesday. From the looks of it at the moment I'm not even going to get the paper this morning! The rain is horizontal. So it looks like making sure the recliner doesn't go walkabout. I don't...
Pour a measure of whisky into a glass. Sniff it. If you can tell that it's whisky you are probably virus free. Now drink it. If it tastes like whisky you are probably virus free. I tested myself 9...
Yesterday was lovely and sunny, this morning is all cloud, not raining...yet, but I think it's going to, usually just as I'm going out! I shouldn't be out long though. I hope! Just the usual...
How silly letting off fireworks this early. The ones round here last night frightened the cat so much it shot up the Christmas Tree and pulled it over.
To celebrate becoming new leader of the opposition in Scotland, the conservative party were quick to release a tome of Dougie Ross's political career thus far... It's title is 'Gaslight By Fanny'
A middle aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a house. He found the perfect house and was about to buy it when...
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!"...
A friend of mine, who is a big fan of the rock band R.E.M. was telling me that he had managed to get tickets to see the band and also got backstage passes to meet the band, after their performance. He...
hi guys. I demolished a greenhouse and am left with 9 2x2 base slabs which I would like to leave where thay are. Am I limited to putting potted tubs or bench seating on them or has anyone any creative...
Wednesday. Lots of cloud about, I can just make out the hills. Not a lot on the calendar for today, just a bit of running around, but several phone calls to make. An enjoyable day yesterday, but...
I've got a mortgage surveyor coming round tomorrow but there's been a mould smell coming from a cupboard under the stairs for a number of years. My dad has tried to locate the source of the smell but...
I've had lots of fun (not) getting on here this morning. two hours! Gremlins having fun at boaty's expense! [i]whinge moan complain grumble[i] Lots of cloud about, but I think it's going to clear...