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tamaris
Do you use for the toilet seat ? It keeps slipping to the side....
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Chipchopper
I was talking to my mate Mick about the eerie deserted streets and how the animals seem to be taking over. He said "yea man, its like living in a goats town!"...
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Chipchopper
A truck driver was fired from his job with the cola giant Pepsi yesterday. Reports confirmed that he tested positive for Coke....
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albaqwerty
Me : I've just been bitten by a Great Dane when I was in the park. Her: Oh my gosh, what if it had been a small child?!!! Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice.......
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waterboatman
Thursday. There is a big, bright moon shining here, I've just put a load of washing on the line. Still a bit chilly though. Well it is only 7th of May. I hope we have a hot summer. Some shoplifting to...
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rockyracoon
I've bagged myself some yeast. Now I can make some pizza. Little things, an all that. Happy Days...
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Barsel
Took delivery of my online Tesco shop earlier and was taken aback when I opened the box of eggs as they were all white! It's years since I saw a white egg and somehow, they just don't look as...
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sandyRoe
I see that Millie, who sang that song as a teenager,has died. RIP...
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Chipchopper
A man go's to see his doctor and says "Dr I think I'm turning into a cowboy" Dr: "How long have you been feeling like this"" Man "about a yeeha"...
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waterboatman
Wednesday. A full moon in a clear sky. A nice day ahead....I Hope!...No idea what's on for today, I'm hoping The Old Spot in Dursley is open, they do a good lunch. I'll take my new mate across the...
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marval
Olaf the Norseman is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears. "What's the matter?" asks Olaf. "Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the...
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brainiac
Joy! First swifts of the year seen screaming in the sun over my house at 6pm today. What a welcome sign of hope in these horrible times. "They've made it again, Which means the globe's still...
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Hymie
A student delivered a pizza to old Ken’s home – on taking delivery, Ken asked ‘What is the usual tip I should be giving you?’ ‘Well,’ replied the student ‘this is the first time I have delivered to...
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melv16
http://uhu.webcam.pixtura.de Chicks been fed at the moment....
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melv16
...so poor when I was a kid. We had to have ordinary K for breakfast...
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waterboatman
Tuesday. Overcast again. wouldn't it be nice to see a clear sky! I overslept a bit this morning. for me anyway. I'm not complaining mind! A raid on Tesco this morning. not a lot after that. have a...
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wolf63
It's nice to see all types of animals moving into places that would have been too busy for them. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-52526589...
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DTCwordfan
Finished - just before the rain comes in.... Excuse the greyness of the board - in real life it is cream. It's my cheapo Samsung camera. I'll get into my printers and get a digital copy at some point....
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Chipchopper
A new way of shopping has just been announced exclusively for loyal customers only, its called clique and collect
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alavahalf
One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids. "Jesus lives in my heart." "Very good." said the teacher. She picks on another kid...

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