Sir Edgbert, knight of the realm, was hurrying home on a cold, dark, wet night when, suddenly, his horse suffered a major coronary and died on the spot. All Sir Edgbert could do was collect up what...
Tuesday. After yesterday's stormy weather the sky is clear this morning. I'm happy with that! I'm out for most of it. Some shoplifting then lunch with a friend. I've no idea what time we'll get back!...
Two men lost in the desert, hours away from death, see a group of tents in the distance. Realising this may be their salvation, they stagger towards them. Entering the first tent, one of them gasps at...
Sunday. Quite pleasent outside at 11°C. How long for is anyone's guess. Not a lot to do today, so might tackle a bit of weeding in the garden, it needs it!
Have a happy day everyone....
This motor cyclist undoubtedly owes his life to protective gear (inflating outfit - something I wasn't even aware existed). IMO the car driver should be banned for life - just saying. [Warning:...
A lorry shed its load of tupe's this morning, during the rush hour traffic.
I came past there again this afternoon and police were still combing the area....
Saturday. the sky is still fairly clear, so should have some more sunshine today. If so, some weeding to be done in the front garden. The barometer is rising, so should be OK. Have a happy day...
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he...
Friday, try number three. The first two just disappeared while I was typing. :o{ There is a bright full moon shining, making it look almost like daylight. The joys of mount ironing today...maybe! Have...
A schoolboy who dreamed of becoming a game warden in a safari park in Africa finally achieved his life's ambition, after years of longing and saving every penny for the trip. He loved his job so much,...
