Arguing

[Patsy33]

My partner and I were up all night arguing about whose turn it was to do the laundry.

At 2 am, I folded.

[Captain2]

Three sheets to the wind presumably?

[Patsy33]

Yes, I threw in the towel..

[Captain2]

Ah, you're just a wet blanket then.

[Patsy33]

...it's the small things..

[Chipchopper]

Thanks to one red sock, I'm now in the pink