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DTCwordfan

Airline Jokes

Add yours.... following on from Shaglene's Blonde Passenger A guy is sitting at an airport bar when he noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she...
21:39 Thu 31st May 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 11:13 Fri 01st Jun 2018
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DTCwordfan

Follow On To The Giant Frog - Book Titles Never Written & Their Authors

The drafts sitting in the Cambridge Uni Library perhaps Submissions please? "How to blow your nose" by Hank R. Chief....
17:38 Tue 29th May 201873 answers, last by Ken4155 12:13 Thu 31st May 2018
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marval

A Seminar

I have just been to a seminar discussing mythical Welsh creatures. It didn’t half drag on. I applied for a job as a psychic once. It was a short interview; all they asked was “Where do you see...
19:00 Wed 30th May 20185 answers, last by marval 17:42 Fri 01st Jun 2018
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Patsy33

Nasty Bike!

I’m always getting run over by the same bike, same day every month, same place, month after month... It's a seriously vicious cycle....
16:18 Tue 29th May 201811 answers, last by Patsy33 18:11 Tue 29th May 2018
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Chipchopper

Giant Frog !

I saw this huge frog in the library, systematically grabbing books off the shelves, throwing them over its shoulder and shouting "red-it" "red-it"...
19:05 Mon 28th May 201810 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:06 Tue 29th May 2018
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Oleanda

Codyline Australis

My Cordyline, which is about 8 or 9 years old, has flowered for the first time this year. The flower stalk is growing out of the very top where the new leaves usually appear. Will it start to grow...
12:33 Mon 28th May 20182 answers, last by Oleanda 22:32 Mon 28th May 2018
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ordbrae

Pruning Apple Tree

Despite carefully pruning my apple tree there is only three blooms likely to produce four apples. I shall be obliged if anyone can tell me how I can increase the yield.
15:38 Mon 28th May 20183 answers, last by atalanta 11:36 Tue 29th May 2018
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marval

My Friend

My friend went to a camouflage exhibition yesterday. I will have to ask him how he found it. I don’t see the point in big, ugly animals with wide mouths and stubby legs. I think I am just...
17:44 Sun 27th May 20185 answers, last by marval 18:34 Mon 28th May 2018
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Patsy33

Cricket

My wife said I'm obsessed with cricket and that she is leaving me. Well, It knocked me for six...
09:02 Sun 27th May 201823 answers, last by Patsy33 18:24 Mon 28th May 2018
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waterboatman

Rubber Gloves

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little...
06:20 Sat 26th May 20187 answers, last by Patsy33 12:01 Sat 26th May 2018
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lilacben

Green Flies And Caterpillars On Fruit Trees

Sorry about other post...pressed it too early. Could anyone give me an idea how to treat green flies and caterpillars in fruit tree leaves.? apples.plums.cherries and pears?...
21:52 Fri 25th May 20182 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:54 Sat 26th May 2018
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Patsy33

A Woman

A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female midget. Furious, she screams, "You promised me you wouldn't cheat on me again!" The husband replies, "Darling, can't you see I'm trying?...
19:29 Fri 25th May 20186 answers, last by WillisBernier 09:27 Thu 26th Jul 2018
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dorothymeta

Leylandii Stumps

We have had 2 old leylandii trees cut down skirting our blockpaved drive, surrounded by a small wall. They are going to be treated by either drilling, burning or grinding? The soil of course is very...
20:12 Fri 25th May 20181 answer, last by Chipchopper 00:46 Sat 26th May 2018
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Chipchopper

Climbing French Beans

Normally, I would grow these from seed but this year I bought some from a garden centre which had been grown in pots, approx 4-5 in 3 inch pots. When I tried to separate the plants, I discovered that...
10:43 Fri 25th May 20183 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:42 Fri 25th May 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. It's raining. The day out on the boat didn't happen. My mate phoned just as I was getting ready to leave to say he was unwell. So we've put it off until next Wednesday. I hope the good...
04:21 Thu 24th May 201869 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 08:27 Thu 24th May 2018
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Patsy33

Gardener

My husband quit his job as a gardener. The celery wasn't high enough....
15:54 Wed 23rd May 201813 answers, last by jno 10:13 Thu 24th May 2018
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Patsy33

Bondage Class

I've been invited to a bondage class tonight. I'm hoping someone will show me the ropes...
17:05 Tue 22nd May 201813 answers, last by Patsy33 11:16 Wed 23rd May 2018
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jasmine2angel189

Buy Wall Hanging Garden Planters

Every one of us wants to make the place where we live or work look beautiful and to be close to nature. The best way to have such a beautiful look and also to be at the same time close to nature is to...
07:31 Wed 23rd May 20183 answers, last by spathiphyllum 11:02 Wed 23rd May 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Another sunny day is here. We were promised so me rain yesterday, we got about two drops! Some running around to do today, some farms to visit for eggs, veg etc. Two of them will insist I...
04:51 Tue 22nd May 201857 answers, last by Baldric 08:05 Tue 22nd May 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

For anyone wishing to donate for my parachute jump in aid of Longfield Hospice This is where you can donate to help me to help the hospice. https://www.longfield.org.uk/ Monday. It's going to be...
04:38 Mon 21st May 201868 answers, last by haras 00:10 Sat 02nd Jun 2018

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