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marval

I Once Stole

I once stole an accupuncturist’s pins, needleless to say he wasn’t happy. The social network for Graffiti Artists is called Defacebook. I had to write an accounts report for Sampsonite. It was a...
22:27 Tue 01st May 20184 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:59 Wed 02nd May 2018
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Chipchopper

World Naked Gardening Day

With 'the world naked gardening day', coming up at this weekend, the BBC have been inundated by viewers of gardeners world, asking..... Will Monty Don, be doing the full monty, to mark the event ?...
18:07 Tue 01st May 201817 answers, last by murraymints 20:32 Tue 01st May 2018
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Patsy33

Breaking News!

Marks & Spencer's are to merge with Poundstretchers. It will be called Stretchmarks.....
11:53 Tue 01st May 20184 answers, last by marval 22:20 Tue 01st May 2018
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tezestwing

Garden

what do scarifies do and what size do they come
10:20 Tue 01st May 20186 answers, last by Ryzen 18:56 Tue 01st May 2018
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marval

My Boyfriend

My New Zealand boyfriend said that he was falling in love with my rubbish puns, so I asked him to maori me. When Life gives you lemons, be grateful for the gift from your unusually named grocer. The...
23:20 Mon 30th Apr 20186 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:30 Tue 01st May 2018
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marval

I Was Terrible

I was never one to make a scene. Which is probably why I was a terrible playwright. I’ve just climbed to the top of a mountain, it gave me summit to do. An electrician was arrested after a brawl in...
16:58 Sun 29th Apr 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 19:39 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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marval

Renting

I was renting my house from a family of herbs. I missed a few payments and they sent the bay leafs round....
22:36 Sat 28th Apr 201815 answers, last by Shaglene 10:40 Sun 29th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

The Curse.............

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to...
09:54 Sat 28th Apr 20186 answers, last by marval 22:31 Sat 28th Apr 2018
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tamaris

Could You Move To Live In The Rain Forest ?

Channel 4 now. Our wildest dreams. Personally I could not think of anything worse as i could not stand the humidity for one thing.
21:43 Fri 27th Apr 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:06 Sat 28th Apr 2018
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marval

I Once Tried

I once tried to be a fish farmer. It was a complete disaster though. I think I planted them too early. A man who lives down the road from me was selling his car, he said he wanted 800 pounds for it or...
17:44 Fri 27th Apr 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 10:05 Sat 28th Apr 2018
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Tilly2

One To Watch.

I'm looking forward to watching this tonight. http://www.radiotimes.com/tv-programme/e/ggxhqy/super-fast-falcon---e3-super-fast-falcon/...
14:07 Thu 26th Apr 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:40 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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megfitz

Small Minimum Care Bush/shrub

Any recommendations please for pretty smallish (4-5ft) minimal care bush/shrub/small tree for the centre of a north facing round flower bed, floral would be good but not essential. The soil is...
18:28 Thu 26th Apr 20189 answers, last by megfitz 21:32 Mon 07th May 2018
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marval

Shopping

I have just been shopping at Farmfoods, got three bales of hay and a bucket of pig swill. I have started a newspaper solely based around ice cream, I’ve just had my first scoop. Seven pirates and a...
19:02 Thu 26th Apr 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 14:58 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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skyplus

Multi Fuel Stove

To day I discovered a crack in the glass of my stove. This crack runs diagonally from left to right. Why did this happen and is it safe to light my stove? Many thanks...
18:37 Wed 25th Apr 20189 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:35 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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marval

News

In Fairytale News: The Pied Piper has 12 rats behind him. More to follow. I was round at my friend’s house for his annual fancy dress party last night. Next year I am going to go as a triangle I...
21:29 Wed 25th Apr 20187 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:04 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

When I Bought

When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
08:44 Wed 25th Apr 201813 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:55 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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pastafreak

Nubuck Protection Spray

Can anyone recommend a good brand? I'll most likely be buying on either Amazon or eBay.
22:05 Tue 24th Apr 20184 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:41 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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naomi24

Dementia-Sufferer Regains Her Memory Thanks To Diet

A pensioner with dementia has made a remarkable recovery after switching to a Mediterranean-style diet high in blueberries and walnuts. Sylvia Hatzer, from Prestwich, Greater Manchester, could no...
08:40 Wed 25th Apr 201853 answers, last by ladybirder 19:52 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

Why Do Some Trees Have Crown Shyness?

It's most common in trees of the same species, do you think this is because they communicate and give each-other the respect and space they need so everyone can flourish instead of some dominating and...
10:18 Mon 23rd Apr 20187 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:16 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. It rained for most of yesterday, not looking too good for today either! I don't think there is anything on the oracle for today, I'll check nest time I go to the kitchen. I'll go and see my...
04:33 Wed 25th Apr 201874 answers, last by murraymints 08:17 Wed 25th Apr 2018

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