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-SharonA-
A while ago my cat swallowed a ball of wool. She has now given birth to mittens!!...
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Patsy33
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
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bainbrig
Googling the history of ginger isn’t helpful if you want some serious facts. I want to know when ginger root, i.e, fresh ginger, was first brought to the UK. Powdered ginger has of course been...
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spathiphyllum
I know people talk to their plants, and this can help them grow, but this could be explained by the Oxygen --> carbon dioxide cycle we can share. But i recently saw a video that can show how plants...
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Voltage
What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One's a marsupial, the others a Geordie stuck in a lift....
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Chipchopper
A cowboy rides into an old wild west town and shoots dead an artist. The Sheriff asks him "why on earth did you do that ?" The cowboy says "I thought he was gonna draw"...
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Chipchopper
I walked into a shop and noticed all the staff were standing around in a huddle chatting. To try to get some attention, I raised my voice a little and said "will somebody please sell me a kettle!" To...
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Voltage
The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family....
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Voltage
Our Brazilian housekeeper is rubbish at making the beds. She’s very tidy downstairs though....
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megspal
possibly a replacement window
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waterboatman
Tuesday. A fine drizzle being blown about this morning, the fine stuff that finds it's way everywhere. I hope it stops before I go out. If not I won't be out long. Tiggy is still asleep, but he has...
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Voltage
Driving past a field & saw a scarecrow trying to have a pee... I thought.. That scarecrow is clutching at straws......
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wolf63
I like cats, I also like dogs but my favourite animal is the Wolf. I am glad that this boy got home safely. I wonder if anyone would have stopped to pick him up - if I could drive I would probably by...
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Chipchopper
Q, What do you call a resistor that can't afford to pay rent ?. A, ohm-less......
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emmie
oh wait a minute............. no one was hurt thank heavens http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-42719754...
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Chipchopper
I have a kitchen light that suddenly stopped working. On inspection, the tube was blackened at one end, so I took it to the shop to match it with the correct replacement (28w Osram CFL square)type....
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Shaglene
The house of a man with wooden legs caught fire. The fire brigade attended. They saved the house but he was burnt to the ground.......
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megfitz
My 6yr old lemon tree is overwintering in a frost free (unseated but bubble wrapped)greenhouse,but the leaves are not green and glossy but yellowy green. It was repotted two years ago and has given me...
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Patsy33
My grandson arrived at 6.48am! All well. My daughter had forceps to help delivery. 7lb9oz. Lovely weight. Can't wait to meet him later! We've all had a cry, with relief mainly! He's gorgeous!....xx...
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marval
At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of...

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