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My Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."...
16:08 Fri 25th Aug 20172 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:37 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Dad!

My Dad recently got sacked from working on the Dodgems..... He's going to sue them for Funfair dismissal....
07:10 Fri 25th Aug 201711 answers, last by zebo 09:41 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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marval

I Went

I went out for a meal last night. It was a seafood restaurant. There was an awful fight. Four fish got battered....
23:03 Thu 24th Aug 201712 answers, last by Garaman 15:22 Sun 27th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Arrested!

A Man has been arrested after falling into farm machinery whilst trying to steal it. He is due to be bailed on Monday!
07:23 Fri 25th Aug 201712 answers, last by marval 19:10 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Spelling Errors!

I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
06:35 Thu 24th Aug 20174 answers, last by 1ozzy 10:46 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Sat-Nav!

I bought a used sat-nav from Fatboy slim its useless! It just keeps saying "Right here, right now."...
08:05 Wed 23rd Aug 20179 answers, last by marval 17:26 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. Not a breath of wind, wall to wall cloud, but not too cold. Must be summer! Tiggy is still patrolling his kingdom. He wandered over when I went out the back a wee while ago, so he's fine....
05:05 Wed 23rd Aug 201774 answers, last by albaqwerty 08:32 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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AlisonP1965

Garden Frog (Novice Gardener)

Hi I was sat at the pond this morning and noticed something odd moving on the edging slab. I realised this was the garden frog I had spotted a few weeks earlier in the garden. A Common Garden frog....
00:10 Wed 23rd Aug 201711 answers, last by ladybirder 12:39 Tue 29th Aug 2017
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Baldric

Tea Or Coffee

Inspired by Mikey and his Lady/Man (?) Friend on the G M E B Thread, who referred to a pseudo-posh Tea Room he found yesterday, who said, //But Noel (Coward) was right....there really isn't anything...
16:39 Tue 22nd Aug 201739 answers, last by Caran 22:37 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Chip Shop

Took my goldfish to the chip shop and asked 'do you sell fish cakes?' 'Yes' they replied. Great because it's his birthday. bloke standing next to me asked "how big is your plaice" chippy said"its a...
13:11 Tue 22nd Aug 201720 answers, last by marval 21:40 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Viagra!

Woman: Does Viagra work? Pharmacist: Yes Woman: Can you get it over the counter? Pharmacist: Yes if I take two...
08:57 Tue 22nd Aug 201753 answers, last by petermic12 13:43 Sat 18th Sep 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. After a day of sunshine and showers yesterday, it's looking fine this morning. So far anyway! Tiggy is still patrolling his kingdom. So it's warm enough. Yur wee man has just said it's going...
04:37 Tue 22nd Aug 2017132 answers, last by murraymints 08:28 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Chipchopper

Whats That ?

A local man walks into a Glasgow bakery, points at the glass display cabinet and says to the shopkeeper: "Is that a custard tart or a meringue ?" The shop keeper turns to the customer and replies "No,...
23:00 Mon 21st Aug 20179 answers, last by Hopkirk 00:05 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Mags22

Tomatoes

Why have some of my tomatoes split or started to? I have watered religiously so they've never dried out, and fed as well. Thankyou for any ideas and how to avoid it next year.
15:17 Mon 21st Aug 20179 answers, last by Euniceadi 16:39 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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crisper

Horror Films

Hiya, good evening.. hope everyone's having a great weekend.. really fancy a good horror film for tonight.. ..jumpy..gory..spooky..lol ..via Nowtv.. Net Flicks etc.. any suggestions thankyou so much.....
18:08 Sun 20th Aug 20177 answers, last by crisper 19:20 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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Biccylova

Low Growing Evergreen Plants

I have a strip of ground about 18 inches wide along the bottom of a new fence, down the side of my driveway. Can any one advise me if there is such a thing as an evergreen shrub that is very easy to...
15:12 Sun 20th Aug 20175 answers, last by ferlew 18:10 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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grannie39

Lavender

My lavender has flopped all of a sudden, should I chop it down, if so how fr down.thanks
09:33 Sat 19th Aug 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:46 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. A clear sky this morning. A bit nippy though. It'll warm up when Helios gets up. Tiggy is well, had his supper and had mooch about, but didn't stay out long as it got nippy quite quickly. I'm...
06:02 Sun 20th Aug 2017132 answers, last by Bathsheba 09:14 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Red Bull!

To the total scumbag who stole 100 cans of red Bull from my shop the other day. I don't know how you sleep at night!...
11:32 Sat 19th Aug 20174 answers, last by Tilly2 16:41 Sat 19th Aug 2017
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TWR

Are You Frightened To Go Shopping To The Large Cities?

Does it concern you that this Scum who follow & pray to another crank could be in your City?...
19:02 Fri 18th Aug 201745 answers, last by hereIam 15:52 Sat 19th Aug 2017

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