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A bear walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and he says "I'll have a gin and………… Tonic." The bartender says, "Sure man, but what's with the big pause?" The Bear looks down at his...
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Captain Spod
Morning! I use a nylon broom to sweep hard floors before getting to work with a steam mop. Unfortunately the bristles have developed an attraction to the fluff etc. and are reluctant to give it up -...
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johnk
I have a 30 ft. willow tree which I prune down to old wood every 2 years and this year I have noticed 3 of the top large branches have a small fungus growing out of the ends. Has anyone experienced...
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Chipchopper
Free of BPA, PFOA and Phthalates. I've seen the above, quoted on some products and assume, this is a good thing but can anybody tell me what they are ?. Thanks....
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Ratty2E
I currently have snowdrops, iris, crocus and daffodils in bloom and a pond full of frog spawn. I don't think I have ever seen all these things at the same time before. The frogs have been at it since...
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bermur
How can I get rid of static in fleece-type dressing-gown. I actually think it making arthritis in shoulder worse, Woul be most grateful for any advice. Thanks. Bernie...
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tooj
I've bought half a dozen from a newspaper offer and I haven't grown them before. I just wondered if they are a slug delicacy and whether they will require special protection?
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Chipchopper
I was listening to the Coldplay, Beyonce's song the morning 'Hymn for the weekend' I think. For a minute, I thought DJ Ken Bruce had left his mike on, as I could swear I could hear him stirring his...
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retrocop
Monica is back in the news for the US Elections! Monica Lewinsky released the following statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President: ”I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton...
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malagabob
Booked a holiday yet? Do you go to the same place as before, and why.Do you book with family/friends, or is it a chance to get away without them.Mine are all booked for this year. No dates please for...
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gness
I had to visit a building today which was being redecorated. In the corridor is a large, wooden notice board where people can pin adverts, activities, business cards, etc.....with about half a dozen...
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jennyjoan
I like the above but find in recent years not good. A friend I worked with - her husband grew veggies - he told her to always go for Turnip that was pointy. Anybody got good turnip recently....
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melv16
Who's participating this weekend?
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Bathsheba
What's the tune in the background all through this? Starts at 0.36. Baths x x x...
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melv16
...friend keeps a piece of meat in his car boot. He says it's his spare veal.......
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malagabob
Bought a few packets of sprouting Lupin roots from a discount store. They are sold in cellophane packs with a small amount of dry compost. Would it be OK to pot them up and leave in an unseated...
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Chipchopper
An American tourist visits a restaurant in a small town in southern Spain, as his Spanish wasn't too hot, he decided to go for 'The Dish Of The Day' (about the only thing he could decipher from the...
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Shaglene
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line...
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Chipchopper
I'm referring to the 'Who' number the 'Seeker' on a TV advert. Refreshing to hear it again, after so many years, and it still sounds fresh....
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crosspatch65
Can anyone suggest a remedy to rid the fridge of a bad odour,please

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