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Another 'sucking' joke

My gay mate TJ was up infront of the local court for soliciting in a gent's toilet, but on this day he had a really bad sore throat. The Judge and the court were having trouble trying to understand...

islasmum

Really Bad Joke

. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,...

carrust

I've Just....

....come back off my allotment having picked over a bucket full of goosegogs...I wish I'd planted a thorn-less variety....my hands are ripped to bits:-(

Tilly2

Perking Up The Garden.

This is not a question, I just wanted to share my delight. I was looking round the garden this morning and decided it was looking boring. The only colours, apart from the many shades of green, were...

fuggy

Strawberries

couple of questions for the more informed.how long can i expect a plant to be at its productive best? when is the best time to replant the new shoots? and finally. when can i cut back on this years...

mikey4444

Pink Cottages No Longer Allowed Apparently !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-23127907 You see pink and other coloured cottages all over the West Country. I can't see why the local council has kicked up such a fuss !...

FredPuli43

Leylandii, Removing

If I take Leylandii down to the ground, will the stump regenerate like some willow or will it die? I am not keen on uprooting several hundred yards of it here. If it will grow back is there some...

cupid04

Zoo

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu!...

Jemisa

Confucius Said All That? :)

Confucius Say : It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you . Confucius Say : A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise . Confucius Say : It is better to lose a...

pusskin

Spiders And Their Prey!

I've just been mesmerised by watching a spider wrapping up a flying ant. Arent they amazing, and the web he has constructed is a work of art. Will look and wait to watch spider wrap the other one up....

Chipchopper

Highway Blues....

I'm a van driver for WH Smith and I'm on the M25 at the moment. Seems I'm always stationary!!!!...

carrust

I...

..saw a red kite whilst I was working this morning. Corvids weren't too happy though.

mintymow

Hydrangea

At the end of April I was given a beautiful Hydrangea in full bloom and with buds to follow. It is now finished flowering and I was wondering if I could plant it out into the garden. If so where would...

Chipchopper

Fork Hangers

While browsing in a gift shop in Canada I noticed several old fashioned dinner forks attached to a piece of driftwood board, formed to make a rustic but neat looking row of coat hooks. The thing is, I...

Oleanda

Moss On Path

Is there something I can spray on a tarmac path to stop moss growing?

madonna-fan

Recycling & Reusing Wooden Pallets

Does anyone know of a good way of reusing wooden pallets, ideally turning them into another product and able to sell them on. Any serious suggestions , much appreciated....

Roo_power

Caterpillar

Please can someone help identify a caterpillar my cat has brought in. It appears unhurt and I'd like to let it go near it's food source.Am looking after grandson today and don't have time to look...

Tilly2

Lavender

Can you propagate Lavender by digging up a plant and splitting it?

magicmick

3D Tv

After a hour of looking at every 3D TV in the shop the assistant asked me if I had seen one I liked, isaid sorry "but nothing is jumping out at me."...

Ric.ror

My Pear Tree

The one I got for my birthday - is now covered in a red rash Any ideas? Many thanks in anticipation...

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